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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Red Dwarf #text quote posts #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Red Dwarf #text quote posts #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #Red Dwarf #text quote posts #uh #illness tw? #but like in a very high-context way #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once


















hi
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#Red Dwarf #text quote posts #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(…I laughed originally at the coolest-and-most-glamorous-ways-possible bit) #(and then I remembered what religion Cat was raised in and it’s even funnier now)

map of British accents!!
How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?
this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank
but me and my sister both live in yorkshire (I live in North and she lives in South) and she has to talk slowly when she comes to the north because no-one can understand a word she says, so there’s deviations of accents within accents.
Oh, and then there’s:
Spread out all over the fucking place but more prevalent in the South: RP (which is what Murricans think of as a “British Accent” even though it’s a minority of the English that have it let alone the British)
plus like…there’s a LOT of variation in the Lothian area? Edinburgh’s super posh.
if you think there’s only one accent in london i’ve got news for you son
I’ve lived in the UK for more than half my life, certainly my entire adult life, and I still can’t successfully ID all the accents there are here. I’m sometimes mortifyingly wrong, but less so now.
There’s way more than two Welsh accents. How can you categorize it as ‘Welsh’ or ‘Cardiff’? The accent in Caernarfon is completely different to the accent in Wrexham, so that’s at least four. Then the accent of Ceredigion is different again. Five. The Welsh hill farming accent is different to the Welsh mining accent (North/South divide.) People in Penmaenmawr sound different to people in Llanfairfechan and there’s a 7 minute drive between them.
This! Even if you’re grouping similar Welsh accents together, there’s at LEAST one in the North and one in the South. Cool map though!
Are there actually people who honestly believe there is only one British accent, or is that a myth? Whenever I see people claim Americans think there’s only one, they always use the existence of the phrase “British accent” as their evidence.
Yes, I say “British accent”. Thing is, it’s not that I don’t know there are a zillion different accents in Britain. It’s that I don’t know what they’re called, and so am forced to use “British accent” as an umbrella term because I don’t have the words to describe them more specifically except perhaps by comparison (“it was a Dave-Lister-y sort of voice*”).
*And even having heard that this is a Liverpool accent, I would still describe it by comparison if I could possibly get away with it. I don’t entirely trust my source on where Lister’s accent is from, nor do I trust Liverpool to have only one accent.
I think it’s less that people really don’t know that there’s more than one British accent, and more that very often “British Accent” is used to mean Received Pronunciation (in my TV and real-life experience that’s what a majority of people will do when required to fake a British accent), which is kind of a sore point anyway because in some British circles RP is still considered “better” than other accents and people with regional accents already feel marginalised?
And yup, Lister definitely has a Scouse (Liverpool) accent, although you’re right that Liverpool accents can vary a bit!
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#(February 2014) #conversational aglets #language #accents #Britain #Red Dwarf #long post
There’s a new comm started up on Dreamwidth – a ficathon to take Mills & Boon/Harlequin romance summaries and adapt to your favourite pairing. (Hilarity ensues etc. Maybe even some actual romance.)
Anyway, it’s here:This lovely, funny ficathon is running again! Don’t miss out – go and sign up on Dreamwidth.
Ooh, it’s on again? AWESOME. :D Look, flisties who write shipfic, here is a comm you should look at! ^_^
(All pairings are allowed, and you can even download a Photoshop template to make your own banners like the ones above! :D)
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#mostly reblogging because the sight of a Harlequin cover showing Rimmer/Lister amuses me #may have done the same thing last year I’m not sure
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#I want to liiiiie shipwrecked and comatose #drinking fresh #mango juice #goldfish shoooooals nibbling at my toes #fun fun fun #in the sun sun sun #(to those of you unfamiliar with the Red Dwarf theme song) #(it is not supposed to make sense) #Red Dwarf #my childhood #I have been watching this show since I was a pair of uncombined gametes #and I think it might be time for the umpteenth rewatch

luin:
Really looking forward to this. :-)
Why did nobody tell me?
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#no really why #I was looking for a gif of Rimmer saluting and look what I found instead #I had the vague impression it was *months* from now #Red Dwarf