love-and-words:

“Everyone has sex,” said the incubus.
“I’m a sex demon. I know.”

“You must have the wrong address,”
Scott said with a shrug.

“I don’t have the wrong address,”
the incubus snapped.
“I am attracted to surges of passion.
You must have been doing something
that drew me into your bedroom.”

“I was doing concept sketches,”
Scott said. “Here, look.”

Original work Infernal Passion by Ysabetwordsmith

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Tags:

#poetry #asexuality #recs #being a sex demon just means you’ve got a hell of a selection bias #(pun not originally intended)

Smashwords – Sleepwalkers: Deluxe Edition with Bonus Material – a book by A. Regina Cantatis

{{Title link: technically https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/430997, but the (as of 2019-07-15) functioning version is https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/360650 }}

lyricalagony:

My favorite erotica novel comes in a deluxe edition now! (And I’m actually mentioned, in the acknowledgements and some bonus material, [not under this name], which is kind of incredibly awesome).

This isn’t properly my kink (it’s MC as in mind control), though there’s elements where this kink and mine overlap, and it does feature one of those most-arousing-scene-I’ve-ever-read.

Outside of arousing things, it’s also a very well plotted and written story with an interesting setting/premise and great characters (and lots of awesome female characters!).

But it’s also very much my own writing aspirations made real – it’s a proper sci-fi novel, plot and characters and everything, but with the kink absolutely integral and throughout. And it comes from an adolescent fantasy the author carried with her for years. 

My kink things + actual story is the format my own stories have pretty much always taken, and putting them into full writing is a major dream of mine.

So it’s pretty amazing to see someone who’s done it, and done it so incredibly well.

In between reading this post and reblogging it, I read the book. How much I liked it depends on what standard I’m using.

As erotica, I was disappointed, though not surprised. This kink’s a pretty big umbrella, after all. (Probably all kinks are, if you look closely enough.) Ask five people what the appeal is and you’ll get six answers. If someone’s approaching it from a different angle than you do, sometimes it’ll work out anyway, but often you get…well, you get Sleepwalkers: something that repeatedly skirts the edge of being hot, but never quite makes it. It’s also too heavy on the genitals for my liking, but then to me “too heavy on the genitals” means “any genitals at all”. (Do you have any idea how hard it is to find good porn when you’re turned off by genitals? After a while, you just give up and learn the art of skimming.)

However, as a story I really enjoyed it. I haven’t read anything that page-turny in ages. (I pretty much devoted the entirety of Wednesday to it. Every waking moment that I wasn’t doing schoolwork (with difficulty) or cooking dinner, I was reading the book.)

All in all, totally worth four dollars.

(I even got to know before spending the four dollars that it was going to be worth it, thanks to the “read first 20% for free” option. I don’t have a whole lot of spending money, so that was very helpful for my peace of mind.)


Tags:

#sexuality and lack thereof #NSFW #Possible TMI #recs


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New Reverend Alpert story for sale: The Thing in the Drain

{{Title link: technically http://lb-lee.livejournal.com/577739.html, but a functional version is https://lb-lee.dreamwidth.org/569664.html }}

lb-lee:

Hey guys.  Money has been tight, on account of government fail (specifically, them docking my disability payments for income I’m not making) so I’m trying to make up the difference so I can get a fucking sustainable budget and finally get around to replacing my nine-year-old work computer.

Do you like kinky exorcists fighting monsters?  Toss a little cash my way, and help feed the LB!

Reverend Alpert is awesome. So are LB. There is a new (presumably awesome) story for sale. These are all things more people should know.


Tags:

#signal boost #(*how* people would manage not to know I’m not entirely sure) #(since in my experience almost any link trail will–if followed long enough–inevitably lead to LB) #(which is kind of neat really) #(like that game where you wander around Wikipedia and see how long it takes you to get to Philosophy)

Jackalope Wives

{{Title link: https://www.apex-magazine.com/jackalope-wives/ }}

mls-classics:

1crowlaughing:

Oh, I love this.  Hey everybody: go read this.

Hello, yes, good.

A tad body-horror-ish, but yes.


Tags:

#this fic #it is an awesome fic #go #bask in the wonders of Ursula Vernon #(I really should read Digger sometime) #(first people told me Digger was awesome) #(and I said ‘okay good to know’) #(and put it into the Infinite Pile of To-Be-Read) #(*then* I met Ursula Vernon) #(and found that she was awesome) #(*then* I learned she wrote Digger)

shayvaalski:

sketchlock:

notquiteasociopath:

I have loved you for a thousand years;
I will love you for a thousand more.

for my John, who has been one of the best friends I ever could have asked for.

based on this post, originally by artist lalage.

image

keeping the tags I reblogged it from—

No, brain, come on, there are so many interesting-looking things to read in fanfiction alone that we haven’t even read once yet, stop telling me to re-read “Not Yet Dead”.


Tags:

#Sherlock #fanfic #come on brain #remember how after finishing it #(and abandoning all our other plans for the evening once we got to the climax in *order* to finish it) #you got so worked up over how awesome it was you actually aggravated the lingering traces of our stomach bug #nearly making us too ill to go out trick-or-treating the following evening #(but then again I’m not sick at the moment)

a love song for schrödinger [welcome to night vale – carlos/cecil, pg]

pathopharmacology:

I like the idea that Carlos is just as weird as Cecil in his own way, only it’s less noticeable because of Night Vale’s utter…Night Vale-ness. Contains mild spoilers for Episode 27: First Date.

Also at AO3, for those who prefer things there.

Carlos normally gets his produce from the Night Vale Green Market Co-Op, but they still haven’t hosed down the blood from last Sunday’s incident and he figures he’ll stick with the Ralph’s until the numbers on his Geiger counter are a little more normal. His basket is nearly full and he’s trying not to be too obvious about inspecting the cantaloupe for teeth and hair when the back of his neck prickles. Carefully, Carlos turns to see what’s behind him.

It’s…well. Huh.

The being shifting from foot to foot in front of the organic produce is tall, painfully and mind-bogglingly tall, with gleaming blue-black skin and three sets of wings and a head that blurs from human to bovine to avian to human again. Incongruously, it’s also wearing a faded Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt and battered Chuck Taylors, but in spite of its clothing Carlos knows, deep in his gut and deeper in his heart, that the creature’s an angel.

Once, such a realization would’ve sent him scrambling in a blind panic to his car, where he’d huddle on the floor of the backseat and babble notes into his phone and wait until the parking lot was empty before he’d dare emerge again. Now, he just idly wonders if the wings are cosmetic or if the angel actually uses them to fly. They seem far too tiny for all that there are six of them, and the angel is really quite tall.

Carlos gently sets the cantaloupe he’d been holding into his red plastic basket and says, “Hi.”

“Sorry to bother you,” the angel says. Its voice is deep and musical, and makes the hair on Carlos’ arms stand on end. “Are you Cecil’s scientist?”

Carlos smiles at the phrasing. “I suppose I am, yeah. Can I help you with something?”

All seven feet and however many inches of the angel curve down into Carlos’ space like a flower bending towards the sun. Its eyes are wide and strange; their color is the hot, pale blue of the desert sky at midday. “Please,” the angel says. Beautiful and terrifying, painfully polite. “Can you tell me if I’m real?”

“I…” Carlos blinks, puzzled. “Sorry, what?”

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Tags:

#Welcome to Night Vale #fanfic #perfection #well look what a lovely thing we have here

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Lesson #1755 – Reading.

Thought process:

*reads chalkboards*

What books are in that pile?

Ooh, Jasper Fforde. Which one?

Oh, Shades of Grey. I love Shades of Grey. Nice and worldbuild-y.

Only then did I see the “no, that’s not Fifty Shades of Grey, check the author”. Guess I must not be the intended audience of said fine print.


Tags:

#tangents #I recommend Shades of Grey #I recommend Jasper Fforde in general actually #I half-suspect even *he* doesn’t catch all the references in his books #but that’s okay