“If you don’t give it to me afterwards, I’ll make you into tea, and the only tea I drink is BRUTALITY!!!”
-Roadie Barbarian to Wizard Drug Dealer
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#oh my god #puns #violence cw #tea
puns
tony stark didnt die until he was canonically established as spidermans father figure
The Parker curse
jake gyllenhaal: ive got you now, spider man! this is where you meet your end!
peter: youre like a father to me
jake gyllenhaal dying on the spot: what the fuck
spiderman been putting the ‘e’ in ‘dad’ for half a century
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#Marvel #death tw #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns
Hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
That big white support post underneath it ends up making it look somewhat, itself, like a hammer head
Hammer head Hammerhead hammer head
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#art #recursion #puns #shark #sculpture
wait, ok, so apple did the iphone 8, and then the iphone X, so they kind of skipped 9, but they also changed naming schemes, so whatever, but now theyre making the iphone 11, so like….they decidedly *are* numbered, they just skipped 9???
windows skipped 9 too. they also went straight from 8 to 10. is the number nine cursed
Word on the street is that 7 ate it
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#Windows #Apple #puns
orangebaccarat asked: I put a twitter argument about the utility of Pride under a box propped up by a stick. Am I queerbaiting right?
*muffled noises from inside box*
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#the humour of my people #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #puns
3.14159% of Sailors are PIrates.
{{OP by librarianpirate}}
I have no essay for Talk Like A Pirate Day today so instead have a pun.
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#pirates #math #puns #Talk Like a Pirate Day
hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common
resealable
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#puns #seal #mythology
christ
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#language #puns #(h/t gasmaskaesthetic; didn’t want to include the negativity earlier in the reblog chain)
Bad joke time
It can be frustrating when people confuse “aromantic” with “aromatic”, but hey, you know what they say: Aros, by any other name, would smell as sweet.
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#puns #aromanticism
Brinens and Things 