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zainisaari:

NASA Boeing 747 with Space Shuttle Endeavour on her back 

The mid-air mating of a space shuttle with a 747.

Though their offspring will be sterile like a mule, Space Shuttles and 747s are close enough genetically to reproduce together, leading some scientists to believe they have a very recent common ancestor, possibly the Bell X-1. 

Rudimentary social characteristics in both Shuttle and 747 groupings however make the mating a sort of taboo. If caught, the shuttle will face ostracization from its herd. The 747 my actually be dismantled by others of its kind. And the offspring not only faces social isolation, but runs a high risk of deformity:

Of course these risks are nothing compared to the recorded instance of a biplane mating with a tank:

That’s an Antonov A-40 Krylya Tanka btw and it’s real.


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Happy New Year, everyone!

As is our tradition, my family gathered in the living room to eat hors d’oeuvres and chocolates while we watched the Times Square feed on TV. A couple minutes after midnight, we had the annual realisation that none of us know the words to “Auld Lang Syne” past the first verse and so can’t sing very much of it ourselves, the annual hasty scramble to find a recorded version to play instead, and the annual reminder that we don’t speak Scottish and the reason we can never remember the other lyrics is because we can’t understand them.

Ah, tradition.

(On the other hand, “getting out a smartphone and bringing up an ‘Auld Lang Syne’ video on the Youtube app” is absolutely the right way to ring in a mid-2010′s year. It felt very Correct.)


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#oh look an original post #New Years #proud citizen of The Future #Brin owns *two* 2010’s computers now

Almost No One is Evil; Almost Everything is Broken | 500 Million, But Not a Single One More

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ilzolende:

jaiwithani:

We will never know their names.

The first victim could not have been recorded, for there was no written language to record it. They were someone’s daughter, or son, and someone’s friend, and they were loved by those around them. And they were in pain, covered in rashes, confused, scared, not knowing why this was happening to them or what they could do about it – victim of a mad, inhuman god. There was nothing to be done – humanity was not strong enough, not aware enough, not knowledgeable enough, to fight back against a monster that could not be seen.

It was in Ancient Egypt, where it attacked slave and pharaoh alike. In Rome, it effortlessly decimated armies. It killed in Syria. It killed in Moscow.  In India, five million dead. It killed a thousand Europeans every day in the 18th century. It killed more than fifty million Native Americans. From the Peloponnesian War to the Civil War, it slew more soldiers and civilians than any weapon, any soldier, any army (Not that this stopped the most foolish and empty souls from attempting to harness the demon as a weapon against their enemies).

Cultures grew and faltered, and it remained. Empires rose and fell, and it thrived. Ideologies waxed and waned, but it did not care. Kill. Maim. Spread. An ancient, mad god, hidden from view, that could not be fought, could not be confronted, could not even be comprehended. Not the only one of its kind, but the most devastating.

For a long time, there was no hope – only the bitter, hollow endurance of survivors.

In China, in the 10th century, humanity began to fight back.

It was observed that survivors of the mad god’s curse would never be touched again: they had taken a portion of that power into themselves, and were so protected from it. Not only that, but this power could be shared by consuming a remnant of the wounds. There was a price, for you could not take the god’s power without first defeating it – but a smaller battle, on humanity’s terms. By the 16th century, the technique spread, to India, across Asia, the Ottoman Empire and, in the 18th century, Europe. In 1796, a more powerful technique was discovered by Edward Jenner.

An idea began to take hold: Perhaps the ancient god could be killed.

A whisper became a voice; a voice became a call; a call became a battle cry, sweeping across villages, cities, nations. Humanity began to cooperate, spreading the protective power across the globe, dispatching masters of the craft to protect whole populations. People who had once been sworn enemies joined in common cause for this one battle. Governments mandated that all citizens protect themselves, for giving the ancient enemy a single life would put millions in danger.

And, inch by inch, humanity drove its enemy back. Fewer friends wept; Fewer neighbors were crippled; Fewer parents had to bury their children.

At the dawn of the 20th century, for the first time, humanity banished the enemy from entire regions of the world. Humanity faltered many times in its efforts, but there individuals who never gave up, who fought for the dream of a world where no child or loved one would ever fear the demon ever again. Viktor Zhdanov, who called for humanity to unite in a final push against the demon; The great tactician Karel Raška, who conceived of a strategy to annihilate the enemy; Donald Henderson, who led the efforts of those final days.

The enemy grew weaker. Millions became thousands, thousands became dozens. And then, when the enemy did strike, scores of humans came forth to defy it, protecting all those whom it might endanger.

The enemy’s last attack in the wild was on Ali Maow Maalin, in 1977. For months afterwards, dedicated humans swept the surrounding area, seeking out any last, desperate hiding place where the enemy might yet remain.

They found none.

35 years ago, on December 9th, 1979, humanity declared victory.

This one evil, the horror from beyond memory, the monster that took 500 million people from this world – was destroyed.

You are a member of the species that did that. Never forget what we are capable of, when we band together and declare battle on what is broken in the world.

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day.

I handed out, like, 15 copies of this essay today!


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sinesalvatorem:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

weepingdildo:

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

Human Beings: These Are My People

(You can hear what the song would have sounded like here.)


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image sinesalvatorem replied to your photo: Home! *flop* hooooome

Welcome back! I’m afraid I didn’t notice when you left…

I didn’t say much about it because…well, first of all it’s very hard to talk about going to Disney World without sounding awkwardly frivolous. It sounded awkwardly frivolous to me when Mom first said we were going. On the other hand, that “first said we were going” was two years ago. There’s been a fair few obstacles in the family’s path over those two years, and I saw the way that the thought of a Disney trip at the end of the tunnel kept Mom going. It was probably worth it for that alone.

(Especially when she managed to convince them to give us a whole bunch of Disney restaurant credits: one “snack” (roughly what you’d think it means, though it had to have a symbol next to it on the menu indicating you could use a credit on it) and two fast-food “meals” (entree, beverage, dessert, though you could swap out any or all of those three for any available snack) per person per day. She got all this for the low, low price of researching Disney enough to hear about the free-food promotion (that bit wasn’t really a price, as she enjoyed it), staying up most of one night to get in as soon as the deal opened, spending an hour and a half on hold while trying not to fall asleep, and promising to stay in a Disney-owned hotel and schedule our trip for mid-September, which is apparently a relatively bad time for them profit-wise because most kids have just gone back to school. Joke’s on them: we were going to go then regardless, and I think we were going to be in a Disney hotel too.

The portions in Disney, for the record, are very big, and our appetites (especially mine) are not so big, so it was rather more credits than we could actually use on the trip itself. We ended up bringing back about a hundred chocolate bars to eat at home later, as they were the least perishable tasty thing available for a snack credit.)

Also, I was taught as a young child that the fact that one is leaving one’s house unoccupied is a vulnerability that should be kept secret as much as practical until after it is over. Intellectually, I’m not convinced this is reasonable advice, but on more visceral levels I’ve inherited much of the paranoia of my native culture, and perhaps added some of my own.


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stimmyabby:

I like the interenet. I mean the physical space. it’s so… quiet. I imagine a quiet place full of windows. words fly back and forth like birds.

 

theyarnmonster:

To me it’s an incredibly intricately designed rug. The rug is in a large cool quiet room. I can get really close to an individual strand and see specifics. I can stand way back and look at big pattern too.

 

flowerfight:

To me it’s a big wide space where everybody builds things out of colorful building blocks. Some blocks have words on them.

 

twinkletrans:

to be it’s a tiny black cube packed as densely as possible with information and electric sparks.

 

mahoushounen:

To me it’s the vast, colorless expanse and everywhere there is web content, it’s a number of constructs reaching towards the equally colorless sky. Some of these constructs are like buildings filled with people’s thoughts and feelings. Others are like arcades. Some are just there to look at. Some are abandoned like artifacts of an artificial world.

 

readworldsofbooks:

To me it’s a storm cloud, immense and seemingly endless, sending out images at random at lightning speed, constantly morphing and evolving as it consumes everything in the sky, pouring down information that can both hurt and destroy and and breed life

 

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

To me it’s like a cloud layer in the sky, like somebody painted a big white stripe over the horizon, with rectangles of information hanging from it. My screen is like a magic telescope that can zoom in anywhere; the pages rearrange themselves physically as I browse them, so the ones I’ve been paying attention to group themselves over my head for easy access. It is semi-sentient, or at least appears to be, because of the influence of other watchers.

 

empresspinto:

like an electric synapse version of a playground spiderweb rope climby thing, too

 

otakuforever2812:

To me the internet is a vast ocean, full of different colors and life. Running deeper then we’ve even dreamed of. Layers upon layers of blue water beautiful and soft while at the same time full of things we have yet to learn about.

 

5t4rch1ld:

To me it’s a massive city and each site is a building and each account is a home

 

itslillady:

To me it’s also a city, sprawling out into suburbs. The center of the city where the big buildings and skyscrapers are, are the official blogs and fandom blogs. Each block is categorized by type, such as music, tv shows, books, movies. “downtown” is where all the blog types I don’t like, where people are nasty and extremely anti-something. The further out you get from the city, the more that each building/house is personal. They’re still sectioned, because personal blogs tend to group together as they find other people like them, so it’s like okay the northeast corner is where the arts and crafts blogs generally are. To the southeast is where the mumblr/family blogs are. Southwest is where we see younger blogs and those that are posting quotes and photos that they find relevant to themselves. The northwest is my favorite corner, where you can find tips, self-help, and blogs that are more centered around living with mental illness or disabilities of some sort.

 

thetransintransgenic:

Honestly it’s never just one thing to me, any more than a school or a synagogue or a city is just one thing, but recently to me it’s been a web of connections, glowing phosphorescent white against the utter blackness – an utter emptiness of all information and a complete absence of presence – against the web, pulsing with information. And here – bouncing with activity as a group of friends gather and swap stories and jokes and games and simply exist in their corner – and there a meeting of professionals and hobbyists and hackers and students, discussing the present and future of the internet, and pluck one strand and watch it vibrate – following the links as the ripple through clumps of wikis and blogs and social networks, and you can watch as one section rears up and strikes at another, flexing and flooding with angry waves of light, back and forth, so you’d think the web would tear itself in half… but it just comes back all the more strongly connected. And every beautiful and horrible and strange and terrifying place on this chaotic, multidimensional web created and maintained and lived in by people and people and people – strange people, terrifying, horrible people, beautiful people talking and sharing and building and living living living on this beautiful web…

But it’s never just one thing, but, but, but, but it’s home.


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