shittinggold:

quasi-normalcy:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

Why did you say that

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So…you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about…8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #spiders #Spiders Georg #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #unsanitary cw? #pregnancy cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once