ursula-vernon:

My coffeeshop is a Pokestop and they announced a thing–spend $5 there and they’ll drop a lure so you can catch Pokemon while you drink your coffee. I go there to write anyway, so I sat there for like four hours, scooping up Pokemon as people came in.

And then I saw the outline of a Snorlax, and leapt out, shouted “DUCKY, WATCH MY LAPTOP!” to the barista, and sprinted out the door. (His name is Ducky. The barista, not the Snorlax.) Snore-Bob would be mine!

It is important to have a working environment where people understand you.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Pokemon Go

Well, I’m curious what all these Pokemon Go players are on about, and it’s past time I acquired some cultural literacy in this area. I hear they don’t have Canada maps out yet, but I can still look into it and prepare as best I can.

*searches for Pokemon Go app on Google Play*

*doesn’t find it*

(in my experience, when an app you know exists doesn’t show up in Google Play search results, it’s because your phone can’t run the app. might just be picking up on the Canadian thing, though)

*looks up direct link to Pokemon Go app page*

“This app is incompatible with your device.”

(further down the page:)

“Compatible with Android devices that have 2GB RAM or more and have Android Version 4.4 – 6.0 installed.”

*looks at phone*

“Firmware version: 4.2.2″

“RAM: 470.8 MB”

I see.


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#to be fair this phone was a low-end model when it was released three years ago #I’m surprised I haven’t run into more problems with that #(I hear the life expectancy of a smartphone is two years) #(not because it breaks down but because it becomes too outdated to keep up with your changing needs) #(I’ve had this phone for a year and eight months) #oh look an original post #Brin owns *two* 2010’s computers now #(but that doesn’t say much considering how far along into the decade we are) #Pokemon #Pokemon Go


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justice-turtle:

So apparently today is the 20th anniversary of Pokemon.

For obvious reasons (aka IT’S A VIDEO GAME THE DEVIL WILL EAT YOUR SOUL), I never played Pokemon as a kid, and my grasp of it even through fannish osmosis is about limited to “I know what Pikachu looks like”. Recently I’ve been wanting to check it out, not unrelated to all the anniversary hype, but Google and the marketings seem to be aimed at people who at least have a little sense of what the fuck’s going on.

So. Do I have anybody that could answer some questions?

* It has color names instead of numbered game-episode-thingies like Mass Effect. Does that mean you can jump in anywhere, or do I need to know a playing order?

* I’m only seeing references to it being played on a console. Is there a PC port or an app version? If not, is it the sort of console you plug into your TV (I don’t have a TV) or the sort where there’s a little screen built in? How much does it cost and where do you buy it? (The console and the game/s both.)

* Are there guides / walkthroughs? I fail hard at video games without guides. I got so lost in the tutorial level of ME1 that I had to watch a video walkthrough to find my way down the ramp to the Prothean beacon.

* Is it primarily single-player, co-op, player-vs-player, or what? Do the older ones not have enough players to make it fun anymore / are there servers that have shut down / anything like that?

I, too, feel very left out by my inability to speak Pokemon. (*grumble grumble Crystalline Gala grumble*) Anyone want to help us out?


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#at least my mom does seem to have *some* regret about accidentally depriving me of a cultural touchstone #(she mistook Pokemon for a passing fad not worth wasting money on) #Pokemon #reply via reblog #signal boost #can’t promise I’ll necessarily get around to playing any games you rec me #lbr I still haven’t gotten very far into Mass Effect #(in general games that don’t require booting into Windows every time I play them are a lot more likely to actually get played)


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