uss-edsall:

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

 

metal-queer-solid:

That should be a law all across the country.

 

the-one-true-nugget:

Fuck. Yes.

 

suicidalnautilus:

@jooshbag ?

 

jooshbag:

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

 

type-one-conservative:

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

 

gyrosneverdie:

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

 

creative-classpect:

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

 

bogleech:

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

 

defectivealtruist:

holy shit watch the video

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Tags:

#what the fuck #this…seems to be real? #or have been real anyway #I did some Googling and there’s a lot of news articles from 2011 – 2015 #not clear whether he’s still active