animalstalkinginallcaps:

AFTER YOU BECOME A LEVEL EIGHT RAW VEGAN YOU CAN ASK THE ELDERS FOR ACCESS TO THE ORIGINAL WHOLE FOODS. ONCE INSIDE YOU CAN ALIGN THE RUNESTONES AND SCALLIONS TO SUMMON THE TRANSFORMING SPIRITS OF ANCIENT LOCAVORES.

IT’S ALL PRETTY ADVANCED STUFF. YOU ARE QUITE NEW TO OUR WAYS. FOR NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CONCENTRATE ON BUYING FAIR-TRADE AND REDUCING YOUR GLUTEN INTAKE.


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#the first thing I saw was the face and thought #Ooh barn owl! #then I saw the rest and just #OMG #OMG OMG WTF #fruit #art #impressive as fuck

rozzakstravelingcaravan:

doodleofboredom:

hii sorry hehe i would ask this through your ask page but my stupid internet provider doesnt allow me open any ask pages. but i just want to know.. what exactly is an owl griffin? :D it looks adorableee!

A large, quadrupedal quasi-avian that loves eggs, large insects and ear tugging. 

This is like one of the most original type of griffon.


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#bird #sort of #adorable