outofcontextdnd:

-the Monk.

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

#wow #fuck is old

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#hmm #I’m not convinced sexual reproduction is necessarily the same thing as ‘fucking’ #take the geoducks #geoducks reproduce sexually #but they do it by having multiple geoducks fling their gametes into the same patch of water #so that the gametes bump into each other #does that really count as ‘fucking’? #I suppose you could argue that who are we to judge how geoducks fuck #but I’m not sure the word’s meaning actually extends that far