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#music #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #relatable #(my to-listen list is now up to 394 songs) #(not to mention the podcasts) #(I just checked an archived notepad file from January 10th 2020) #(and since that time my progress on podcasts I’ve been meaning to listen to has been about…six minutes)
The Billy Joel song We Didn’t Start the Fire is 4:49 long and covers 41 years worth of history. Recorded history began ca. 3000 BC with the invention of writing in ancient Mesopotamia. Therefore a version of We Didn’t Start the Fire which covered all of history at the same pace would be around 590 minutes long.
Or you could reach the first chorus with bad news from the first day of 2020, which also covers 41 years worth of history.
Are you telling me…that the fabled dedicated-to-2020 version of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” *existed*…but was *lost*?
I don’t think “spared” is really the right word here, but I don’t want to beat you up over it. In any case, perhaps people will be in a better position to write it after 2020 is over. Hindsight is, after all, 2020.
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#is what my 2023 self will tell people when they ask her why she owns a P100 respirator #reply via reblog #illness mention #music #history #amnesia cw #please get a cloud sync Nate
Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all
Why do your eyes get “larger” when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.
this is hilarious actually.
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#music #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(it is) #”Kiss From a Rose” seems like it was designed specifically to be half-heard on store background radios #it’s much less good if you’re actually paying close attention #rather like ”Magic Carpet Ride” that way
the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it’s going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
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#music #headcanons #Billy Joel #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Hello friends!!! On this April 1st I- with neither guile nor ill-intent- invite you all to listen to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up with me, because it’s a fun song that I enjoy. You’re a free agent in this decision entirely. Happy April Fools Day
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#April Fools #music #legitimate Rick Astley #Tumblr traditions #this post was queued to ensure proper timing
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