foone:

thicc-astronaut:

foone:

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he’s the perfect example of a catholic priest

What do you expect? He’s a man of the cloth

God damn you that’s perfect


Tags:

#Muppets #puns #Christianity #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

dduane:

corviiids:

so for nanowrimo this year i decided to not write a novel but instead write a screenplay for my dream project, A MUPPET ODYSSEY, which is homer’s odyssey but it’s muppets, a la muppet christmas carol. i didn’t finish it :( but here’s some of it.

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that’s from the teaser. this is the first scene:

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odysseus makes it to the castle in phaeacia:

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thanks for reading a muppet odyssey. if you enjoyed please hit that subscribe button and petition disney to let me write a muppet odyssey

SING, MUSE!!!


Tags:

#oh my god #fanfic #Muppets #Iliad #(close enough) #mythology #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog