rationalists-out-of-context:

“Kangaroos aren’t that dangerous! Who do you know who’s been murdered by a kangaroo?”

“Who do you know who’s met a kangaroo and survived to tell the tale?”

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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #kangaroo #death tw #(for the record I *have* met a kangaroo) #(but it was pretty young and perhaps had not yet grown into its full killing potential) #(plus kangaroos found at petting zoos have presumably been selected for disinclination towards murder) #((this post not to be taken as an endorsement of owning pet kangaroos))