
Loopholes! [x]
Tags:
#fun with loopholes #juxtaposition #aren’t rollerblading and rollerskating the same thing?

Loopholes! [x]
Tags:
#fun with loopholes #juxtaposition #aren’t rollerblading and rollerskating the same thing?

It is currently colder in Canada and in the northern US than on Mars!
Thanks to the polar vortex, it felt like -35 degrees Celsius with the wind chill at our headquarters near Montreal, Quebec this morning (January 8th, 2014). That’s colder than where Mars Curiosity is roving in the Red Planet’s Gale Crater!
Source: CSA
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#our home and cherished land #…fucking *hell* #I mean that is with windchill and all but still #I’m increasingly glad we cancelled our grocery trip for tomorrow #we’ve got more than enough food to last until next week #we’ll just go without red meat and unprocessed fruit for a few days #and potatoes #and whatever else it is that we’re missing
I have no words for how much this amuses me.
I never touched a woman until George RR Martin
Tags:
#A Song of Ice and Fire #juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

hi there cami here is a HOLIDAY GREETING from Jelly Roll and his bizarre cookie doppelganger :,) happy holidays
LOOKA THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY!! THIS BEAUTIFUL LUMPY SON!!
Tags:
#lizard #cookie #adorable
I’m laughing and waking everyone up for this. I don’t care if it’s 6am, fuck ‘em.
Tags:
#Star Trek #TOS #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #juxtaposition
All I want for Christmas is:
- dark grey eye shadow
- fingerless gloves
- a fluffy oversized grey sweater
Tags:
#opossum #juxtaposition
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