February 9, 2014June 5, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

slepaulica:

thecellopirate:

thecellopirate:

thecellopirate:

why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom

because freedom rings

stop unfollowing me

knock knock

who’s there?

freedom

i don’t want a dom, i want a sub

Tags:

#joke #two jokes for the price of one #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #home of the brave

Image ~ January 10, 2014June 3, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

worldsocietyofpandas:

cosmic-llin:

a-briefing-with-neelix:

there’s nebula in that coffee?

o.O

Tags:

#Star Trek #Voyager #joke #pretty things

“There are 10 types of people in the world, those that know binary, those that don’t and those that didn’t expect this joke to be in base 3”

December 3, 2013May 26, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

Tags:

#joke #of the mathematical variety #(Tumblr pointed out that that was how I tagged the last math joke) #(so I figured I may as well stick with it)

July 31, 2013May 5, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

edwad:

i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

Tags:

#joke #puns #(I’m not sure why the joke tag is singular and the puns tag is plural)

May 22, 2013April 30, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

laurelhach:

When I find myself in times of trouble

Captain Sisko comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom,

Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable

Tags:

#Star Trek #DS9 #joke #I don’t think I’ve ever actually had beets #I can’t misunderstand something if I don’t believe I understand it

Image ~ May 22, 2013April 30, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

brightandalarming:

andthebluestblue:

#this is the cleverest fucking commentary on moffat i have ever seen

Tags:

#Doctor Who #joke #and yet…

April 20, 2013April 19, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

kavto-m:

princeblainers:

the-vashta-nerada:

captain jack, rory williams, and clara oswin oswald all walk into a bar

they all die

captain jack walks out of the bar

clara oswin oswald walks into a different bar

rory williams appears in a bar in the past

Tags:

#Doctor Who #joke

March 25, 2013April 18, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

copperbadge:

velourpanda:

copperbadge:

It’s funny because Thor isn’t subtle, but what exactly would a god of subtlety be like?

Maybe we already have one and we just haven’t noticed.

The god of subtlely is low-key?

OH MY GOD