- Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)
ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U
15/26
[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]
1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville
Image ID: a
pink 1960 Cadi
llac Eldorado
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Ok.
Achievement Unlocked:
Break The Gimmick
What is going on??
Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.
Rating: NOT CUTE
This kind of behaviour can cause extreme psychological distress, as the natural environment of the dashboard been disturbed. Understandably, it does not make for a suitable form of enrichment and negatively affects the tumblr user’s emotional wellbeing. This is extremely harmful and should be discouraged whenever possible.
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Tags:
#it got better before leaving my queue so here’s the improved version instead #juxtaposition #high context jokes #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

