outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns #(though the PC’s reaction ups the comedy level a fair bit)