Halloween

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glumshoe:

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

 

glumshoe:

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

 

glumshoe:

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

 

puerto-nic0:

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

 

schmergo:

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

 

batsalmighty:

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

 

splinterdirk:

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? 
Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? 
Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). 

– Got to walk a second time through– 

Same guy: My friends -wailing- 
Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad
Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

 

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

 

imanicepersoniswear:

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

 

under-the-arch:

I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way

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#embarrassment squick #death tw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Halloween

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teenagecriminalmastermind:

aliceboonousky:

My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween

Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~

fUCK-

Tags:

#ghost #Halloween #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the other category tag would be a spoiler #I will compromise by rot13-ing it #(so you can see it now if you really want) #then coming back in a couple days to add the decrypted version for archival purposes #evpxebyyvat #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #rickrolling

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lackadaisycats:

Happy Halloween!  I made a stupid comic!  It started with a Patron livestream prompt for Rocky as a sheet ghost and inevitably ended in flames.

The full size comic can be viewed here.

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Lackadaisy is on Patreon!

Tags:

#ghost #comic #fire #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Lackadaisy Cats #(which I tried to read once but couldn’t get into) #(but I like this) #violence cw?

YO REALLY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT AND WARNING TO YALL

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the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

sheepmommy:

Staff did a really stupid and stealthy hotfix to the messaging system, where the new IM noises are incredibly loud, annoying screaming, laughing, ‘creepy’ noises in “””Halloween Spirit”””

if you don’t want to be harassed by these god-awful panic inducing noises then just go to your Settings >

Stupid Halloween Messaging Noises 1

Dashboard tab > 

Stupid Halloween Messaging Noises 2

and make sure that your messaging sounds are turned OFF, to the LEFT

Stupid Halloween Messaging Noises 3

y’all should probably spread this post to avoid causing anyone panic attacks from random, loud BWAHAHAHAs.

there was a guy screaming NO NOOOO every message and I thought I was going insane.

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#The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #PSA #bluespace

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rageofthenerd:

I tried to make jack-o-lanterns for Command, Science, and Engineering, but one of them was a little….accident prone.

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#Halloween #Star Trek #redshirts #(I feel *slightly* embarrassed that I didn’t figure it out until I read the caption) #(but still)

israel, campus politics, and other issues I have no business having opinions about

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sinesalvatorem:

theunitofcaring:

There’s the saying you shouldn’t talk about politics or religion at family gatherings, but apparently no one in my family has ever heard of it because whenever we all get in one room we start talking about Israel.

We don’t even disagree but there’s still usually a lot of shouting.

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As someone whose favourite pastime is explaining to the world why their (third world, majority-black, ex-colony) country sucks, this is annoying. Why yes, my Canadian classmates, you can admit that the fact that my country has fucking sodomy laws is a bad thing!

*nod*

Not being from a third-world majority-black country myself, I tend to get it from the other direction (one not within the OP’s scope, but it does seem like the other side of the same coin): more-or-less-harmless customs that would be considered totally valid if they were in some other culture, but because they’re ours they’re suddenly worthy of complaint.

(This especially comes up at this time of year. “It’s perfectly fucking valid to have a culture where eating food somebody else prepared is a big expression of trust in that person, not done for just anyone! Stop whining about not being allowed to give kids you barely know homemade treats for Halloween!”)

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#reply via reblog #last week I went for a walk and changed the path I was planning to take #because my culture has a superstition about walking past cars stopped by the side of the road #with engines running and people inside #I’m willing to believe it is no better than other superstitions #but it is also not *worse* #I’ll also tag this #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia #as I suspect I wouldn’t defend that particular custom *as* strongly if it didn’t align with my natural paranoia #still a legitimate custom though