got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off
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#got a point there #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #fun with loopholes #overly literal interpretations #medical cw #blood #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.
schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.
#got a point there #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“I can fix him” well I can force him to pick up my insufferable speech patterns
this as I understand it is the plot of almost nowhere
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#… #got a point there #Almost Nowhere #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
I remember someone saying “mad scientists in fiction aren’t scientists because there’s never a control group”
I think if you’ve created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir
#story ideas I will never write #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #got a point there #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn’t fight godzilla if i was this dude’s size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn’t fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
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#got a point there #juxtaposition #unreality cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!
Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!
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#Star Trek #DS9 #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #not wrong #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#got a point there #anyway the answer is mint #although ginger does sound interesting #food #surveys #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
actually you know what that’s exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it’s 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they’re used
observe:
“is this real? /gen” — i thought /gen meant “general” for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective
“is this real? (genuine question)” — i fully understand this without issue
“is this real? (genuine question) (can’t tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)” — is not only incredibly clear it’s also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it’s also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #language #got a point there #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 