biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets
That’s just microbiology innit?
Obsessed with this answer.
#angels #got a point there
the other day i listened to an episode of subspace transmissions about the ‘bad boys’ of Star Trek and i’m still not over how they completely missed the biggest bad boy of ds9 and possibly the entire franchise: Dax
- has been a boy several times, if we’re being literal
- no one is better with the ladies (and guys, others, both and neither) than Jadzia
- loveable rogue? Ezri stole a shuttle once and Jadzia was prepared to kill a guy with a bat’leth, and those are just the first two examples that spring to mind
- can hustle Ferengi at Tongo
- Curzon existed
- not always good at mentoring a host candidate, if we take “bad” literally
- also, murder is bad
- party worm
- that time curzon dax set fire to the most dangerous bar in the sector probably just for fun
- confirmed alien fucker since at least the mid-23rd century
- can you even imagine playing never have i ever with Dax can you IMAGINE
#got a point there #Star Trek #DS9
Now that’s a line of reasoning I can endorse.
#gif vs jif #…you know that’s a good point #I’m generally a ”jif” person but now I’m wondering
yoda: do or do not, there is no try
me: only a sith deals in absolutes
yoda: [ starts sweatin ]
#Star Wars #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #got a point there
Look up on a clear moonless night, you’ll see maybe up to ten thousand stars. And you’re more important than any of them. They’re nothing more than what they look like, enormous balls of plasma, but you’re a conscious being with intrinsic moral worth.
I haven’t been doing a lot of complimenting people’s physical attributes in this meme, but for you I’ll make an exception. The jar your brain lives in is an incredibly complex and useful machine unmatched by anything humans can yet design. Compared to most possible people, who are Boltzmann brains, you’ve basically got superpowers.
Actually, scratch that. You’ve literally got superpowers. You can look at an outside world made entirely of math and physics, and tell inanimate objects what to do. And to you it’ll seem trivial, as mundane and boring as picking up a rock, but of course it would seem that way to you. You’re so used to the epiphenomenal cosmic power of free will that being able to tell gravity “nope” is just a background assumption.
Since that’s not enough, you also happen to be one of the most intelligent known beings to have ever existed. Honestly at this point I’m just hoping you use your powers for good.
Last thing, and I realize it might be a little bit blasphemous but speaking about you this is totally true: YOU ARE.
You are the best person to call in for the following apocalypses: Well, without knowing who you are I can’t answer this one. But right this minute you’re the person standing between half the universe and…actually, stand up for a minute? Now you’re standing between half the universe and the other half.
#got a point there
I STILL DO NOT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL THE MAN OF IRON THAT WITH ALL HIS MIDGARDIAN RICHES THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE TO ASGARDIAN COIN WOULD NARROWLY AMOUNT TO THE WORTH OF MAYBE TWO SACKS OF POTATOES
…So if Tony starts exporting potatoes to Asgard he’ll be vastly richer than he already is? =)
#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #got a point there
He could just be a honest interplanar skeleton in a suit trying to get by in the harsh multi-verse economy.the gunslinger knows not to judge a book by its cover
#got a point there
Tips for happiness: If you make a bad choice, remember that the choice you made is still better than whatever Moffat would have written you as doing
#Steven Moffat #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #got a point there #I haven’t tried to commit genocide against my own homeworld even *once* this year #let alone twice #so clearly I’m doing way better on the good-decisions front than Clara Oswald
“Do you do drugs?”
“I am a high elf.”
#puns #got a point there