fun with loopholes

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xpianox:

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

Yes

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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outofcontextdnd:

“Don’t take the smaller criminal charges lightly – even after they execute you for the big ones, they’ll still put your corpse in jail for the other crimes, so even if you get resurrected, you’ll still be in jail. It’s common sense, really.”

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#…they’ve got a point there

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erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

Ooh, a loophole for never-having-been-born curses!

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#pregnancy #birthday #removal day #about once a year #(at irregular intervals) #Mom tells the story of how her doctors pressured her into an unnecessary C-section #and she’s still mad at them for it #but to be fair if they’d waited for me to come out on my own I’d have almost certainly been a Sagittarius #and that would have gone *badly* #The Great Night Vale Fandom Assimilation of 2013 #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia #(also my birthday would have been firmly within the Christmas season and that would suck too)

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japhers:

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

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#comic #vampires #neat #(I suppose a vampire would really need that kind of total-coverage makeup in the modern day) #(humans are so fond of mirrors) #(you never know when you’re going to need a reflection in order to pass)