imperialmog:

The 4th of July, its the day that people put American flags outside their homes expecting a visit from Captain America who arrives in a sleigh powered by eight bald eagles giving fireworks, who then goes and has his birthday party.


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#home of the brave #seems legit

brendenfraser:

davekatiscanon:

4th of July. America vs The rest of The World


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#home of the brave #actually I’m pretty sure the fireworks-happy neighbours from down the street see it as an excuse to set off leftover Canada Day fireworks #or maybe they don’t actually need an excuse #they’ve been setting off fireworks since June 29th #it’s Canada Week I guess