copperbadge:

venustusthegreat:

thedarkbunny:

copperbadge:

I went out for breakfast this morning and between ordering my meal and now, I have forgotten what I ordered.

I’m kind of excited to see what they bring me now.

Tagged: I have a master’s degreeand I run the budget for four departments at my officeI am an adultan adult with a surprise breakfast coming.

Well…. what was the damned breakfast??

Two poached eggs rimed round with salt,
Soft cooked so that the yolk still runs;
What could be more delightful to exalt?

That I forgot my meal, I am at fault
But I always remember when it comes
Two poached eggs rimed round with salt!

And sausages in pancakes, rich with malt,
With syrup and sweet butter overrun,
What could be more delightful to exalt?

Nothing to make tender mouths revolt,
Sweet bread, spiced pork, by which I am undone:
Two poached eggs rimed round with salt

Such bright delights in one meal, near forgot:
Pancakes, sausage, juice like liquid sun,
Two poached eggs rimed round with salt.
What could be more delightful to exalt?

I don’t usually brag but I wrote that bastard on my phone during a staff meeting, and I’m feeling pretty awesome about it.


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#I don’t understand what’s going on #but whatever it is it looks interesting #poetry

cjwho:

mymodestproposal:

I NEED THIS


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#neat #I’ve never met a leaf-water I liked #but this is an interesting idea #tea

necrophilofthefuture:

when girls say “i was born in the wrong decade!!” “i belong in the 20’s!!!” “i wish guys were still old fashioned gentlemen!”

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are u sure about that 

Wilbur Hardee opened the first Hardee’s Drive-In Restaurant on Fourteenth Street on September 9, 1960.

Everyone seems to agree that that particular logo came into use around 2006.

(Plus the suspiciously large quantities of self-deprecation that pinged my bullshit alarm in the first place.)

“The 1920’s had too much sexism to be a good place to live” is a perfectly decent point. Not only that, you don’t even need to invoke bigotry at all to make the greater point of “the 1920’s would not be a good place to live”. No Internet, no food inspection, shadow of the Great Depression hanging over your head (from the perspective of the people talking about wanting to live there). Why undermine your argument by using blatant lies to support it?


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#I tagged the last debunking #lying bastards

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold

 

o-bellaciao:

Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?

 

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?

 

nanner:

Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.

http://io9.com/americans-why-do-you-keep-refrigerating-your-eggs-1465309529

 

colorschanging:

Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?

 

ladyoflate:

wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???

 

wewishyouamurphychristmas:

wait a second eggs in other countries aren’t refrigerated?????????

 

agathaheterodyne:

Waht.

 

slepaulica:

yeah, we don’t refrigerate them here. they keep like a month or two, even in summer, just crack it into a cup in case it’s accidentally taken you too long to use those eggs, give it a whiff, if it smells okay you’re good to go even if it’s really old.  don’t use the float test — that turns up a lot of false positives and sometimes you end up throwing away perfectly good eggs, which is not cheap. just turn your eggs upside down every now and then to help keep them fresh and yeah.

also chicken eggs do not look anything like those things you see on american tv shows. they have brown shells and the yolks are orange.

 

triplash:

Americans refrigerate their eggs..

America..

 

slepaulica:

if you read the link though, there’s actually a reason for why they have to do it, a reason that doesn’t apply anywhere else in the world.

 

slepaulica:

we should organise a charity drive to mail european eggs to americans. we can send them uht milk too, i read on the internet that they only have the kind of milk that has to be refrigerated

Canadians refrigerate eggs too. And re: colour, every Canadian grocery store I have ever been in carried multiple brands of eggs, some of which were white and some which were brown. (We usually buy the brown: the last time I bought white it was because we realised at the last moment we were out of eggs and Mom sent me to the white-egg-only convenience store to get a dozen to tide us over.)

Who told you Americans don’t have UHT milk? I don’t know about big ones, but there are definitely single-serving ones that I think are intended for kids’ lunches. I used to go through multiple single-serving boxes* of Parmelat chocolate milk a day when I was a kid.

(Come to think of it, did they say “no room-temperature milk” or “no UHT milk”? Because while I’ve drunk well over a thousand cartons* of milk (all bought in America) that appear to fit with the definition of “UHT milk” I just looked up, I had never heard the term before.)

*The Canadian term for this is the genericised trademark “tetra pak”, but since I’m talking about my experiences as an American in America I figured I ought to use the terminology I would’ve used at the time, despite its relative lack of precision.

P.S. Maybe I should look into the possibility of larger tetras of milk, considering I just had refrigerated milk go lumpy nine days before its sell-by date (beating the previous record of six days). Bagged milk sounds like a neat idea, but it’s terrible for preservation, and the manufacturers won’t even admit it.


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agnesfieldforest asked: hst, in response to that ‘birthday dinner’ ask and because you seem to be fairly skilled at navigating the vagaries of ‘having difficulty eating,’ i was wondering if you had general food suggestions for a human who can only manage maybe one meal a day right now?

neednothavehappenedtobetrue:

francesetherealgumm:

halfsquaretriangles-deactivated:

oh friend, i am definitely also in the only reliably managing one meal a day right now zone. it is not a great place to be for the long-term but it also is what it is, and there is no point berating ourselves for being here temporarily. here are some advices that i have gotten from my acupuncturist and doctor and hard-won experience:

1. literally anything you put in your mouth today is a triumph! also known as the “doesn’t matter, had lunch” principle. in the one meal a day zone, anything is a step up from nothing.

2. if you can, it is a good idea to find ways to sneak more calories, fat, etc. into whatever you are drinking throughout the day. drink plenty of water too. but if you can find a “meal replacement” shake or protein shake that is palatable to you, do it! not to “replace” “meals”, but to supplement them. very heavy cream or full-fat coconut milk are good to stir into coffee or tea.

3. see if there are any low-stress snacks that you can at least somewhat reliably eat, and that won’t require any preparation whatsoever, for the between-meal times when you’re feeling on the edge of dangerously woozy. the current thing i can usually manage is rice crackers. nuts are awesome because they are pretty calorically dense and you don’t have to eat a ton of them. whatever! snacks are great!

4. if you are in the zone where you can only eat a really limited amount of stuff before you become nauseated from being overly full, frontloading a lot of vegetables into your mealtime can backfire, if you end up being stuffed full of salad and still dizzy from hunger and not able to eat any more. i am a big proponent of dressing vegetables in a generous amount of a tasty oil (olive or coconut) and roasting them, partly because roasted vegetables are sometimes easier to eat (do you get worn out from having to move your jaw? i do) and partly because that is a good way to ingest some oil to keep your hair and skin from getting too sad.

5. if it has been a while since the last time you ate and you can tell your stomach will rebel at having anything introduced to it, it sometimes helps to prime the pump with something sugary. a glass of ginger ale and a thirty-minute wait has been the difference between being able to eat and not being able to eat for me a lot of times.

6. for the medium- to long-term, if you have access to a doctor who will order blood tests and keep an eye on where you are deficient, that is a great resource and you should take whatever vitamin and mineral supplements they point you toward. a nutritionist who can help you prepare meal plans with an eye toward fulfilling the needs your doctor has identified is also great if available.

7. if you eat meat, fatty cuts of meat cooked at low temperatures for a long time are amazing (braised whatever, stew, carnitas, etc). this is especially true if the preparation also includes a way to eat the fat that was rendered out of the meat as it cooked (in the form of braising liquid turned into gravy, braised meat fried to a crisp in its own fat, etc.). also i have gotten rid of any “low-fat” version of anything and procured its full-fat equivalent instead, like, if i am only going to be able to have two tablespoons of coconut milk in my coffee it had fucking better not be a reduced-fat simulacrum.

8. are there any situations during which you have noticed you can usually eat? i have a way easier time eating in social situations with other people around, and diner breakfasts/dinner dates are usually times where i can eat more than i would have been able to by myself. who cares why in the teeth of the one-meal-a-day monster, it is not the time for exploring etiology, it is the time for figuring out what works in the present tense and going with it. it also helps me to be brought things to eat and have them plunked in front of me. my partner just went out and bought me a mcrib and i inhaled it. fuck yeah.

9. no pressure, but it is good if you can sort of keep an eye on when it feels good (or at least less bad) to eat, and identify what the common features of feeling-good times are, and exploit them. for me that is diner breakfasts, or coming up with a limited palette of tastes and choosing foods within those parameters to make things mysteriously more appetizing. bitter-smoky-salty-sour is my favourite palette; those are days with rye bread and salted tomatoes and sharp marmalade and lapsang souchong.

this is not comprehensive but i hope it is a little helpful!

wow yes

gpoy


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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

 

slepaulica:

golden-zephyr:

bubblewrapstargirl:

brum brum motherfucka jfc
this made me so fucking hungry omg. i’m off to the shop to get maltesers 

all the things i miss about the UK in one post.

(except 90% of these are not gluten free *sob*)

and I have wanted a kinder egg but obv. they’re ILLEGAL

I can walk to my corner shop and buy a gun in less than an hour

BUT I CAN’T BUY A KINDER EGG???!!!!!

so if someone mailed an american kinder eggs would a swat team bust in or what?

and england! you send your big english stores like tesco into our eastern european countries and you neglect to send us cadbury cream eggs just once in my life i would like to try one if it’s gluten free which it probably isn’t but a girl can dream. while you’re listening england, there aren’t any gluten free frozen pizzas in my entire country you could have monopoly please.

1. I’m pretty sure they just confiscate any Kinder eggs they find in the normal course of duty. Choking hazard. (They don’t ask you when you’re driving into the U.S. from Canada (land of Kinder eggs) if you have any with you.)

2. Last I checked (though that was a decade or so ago) you can get malted milk balls in America if you buy them through the Scouts (I don’t remember if it was Girl or Boy) during the relevant sale (I believe both possibilities are in the autumn). They suck, and I suspect the problem is inherent to malt and a mere brand switch could never make them good.

3. The OP probably should’ve pointed out the claimed superior taste of British Cadbury bars to justify putting them in this list.

My Girl Scout troop did a taste test with American bars and bars bought from a place specialising in importing British food into America. Everyone else agreed the British one was much better, but I couldn’t taste the difference and thought they were equally lovely. (My too-good-for-its-own-good ability to detect subtle variations in processed food takes several months of regular-basis eating to rev up, but since everyone else could taste it my unprepared tongue ought to have done. I’m starting to wonder if there was a mix-up and I accidentally got two American bars.)

4. Smarties also suck. Too sweet, funny aftertaste. M&Ms are far better. (Canada, by the way, has both, calling the American Smarties “Rockets”. So now you know what to ask for if you’re in a Canadian store and want to get some.)

5. So British Milky Ways are North American 3 Musketeers. That doesn’t sound like a big deal. (Fun fact: the “45% Less Fat!” on the wrapper may seem like pure pandering to a diet-obsessed culture, but the old formula gave me stomachaches and the new one does not.)

6. Cadbury Creme Eggs are commonplace in America, during the Easter season and lately the Halloween season as well (with the appropriate change in food colouring). They, once again, suck. And I don’t mean the chocolate shell: that’s the good part. However, I am perfectly willing to admit this is just my own dislike of gooiest sugariest things. (Well, I suppose that general idea applies to all the sucky things on this list.)

7. I concede that chocolate frogs are a good idea even when un-magical. I’d say we ought to have them, but I would not be the least bit surprised if we do and I haven’t noticed. (I tend to ignore the finger-sized candies.)


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#food #reply via reblog #I always forget how particular I am about my candy #until Halloween comes and I end up with a wide variety #at least half of which I hate #(worth trick-or-treating for the other half) #(and maybe I can trade some of the crap away)

Slepa Ulica: your shoestring is longer than my shoestring

slepaulica:

adelene-dawner:

adelene-dawner:

slepaulica:

i hate those websites that purport to teach you how to feed yourself on a shoestring budget and they’re all “meals for $10!” and they have people eating lots of stuff from entire categories of food that are closed off to me for economic reasons. if i want to eat a meal for $10, i’ll wait till…

Those websites are definitely for people who are middle class or higher and think they’re poor. $10 isn’t even close to shoestring level here unless you’re talking about a meal that’s supposed to feed a family of four or five people, and really not even then. My average meal costs about $2-3, and that’s taking into consideration that I eat a lot of convenience foods because I don’t really have the executive function to cook most of the time. Something for $10 that wasn’t from a restaurant would be a splurge, and a fairly major one at that. And I’m not desperately poor, either – maybe not even poor at all, depending on how you define it.

Yeah. Out of curiosity (because I am very bad at estimating, really), I did some back-of-the-envelope calculations on the cost of the food I’m putting up for the winter this year, and it comes to about $170 per month or $5.70 per day. And that’s for a menu that includes kielbasa, hot dogs, cheese, milk, ice cream, potato chips, and even a couple expensive heat-and-eat things that I particularly like. (The relative lack of veggies is mostly because they’re expensive here, though, more than because the point of the exercise is to avoid having to go to the store. A $0.50 meal here wouldn’t be veggies, it’d be plain rice or pasta or instant mashed potatoes.)

Dunno what you’re reading, but it sounds ridiculous because it actually is.

cool and thank you. i get popsicles sometimes, they’re about 50 cents, and i tell myself i can spend my daily food money however i want to, so when i have a little extra, i’ll get a popsicle. or i’ll make a half litre of pudding sometimes (~20 cents for pudding powder, 70 cents for a half litre of milk) because it’s really filling and yummy and warms me up in the winter. (i eat it hot). i also make potato chips. my friend gave me one of those slicer things that slices the vegetables really thin, so i slice the potato and lay it out so it doesn’t overlap and i sprinkle it with salt and spices and put it in the oven for 5-10 minutes and then i have potato chips for 2 cents instead of potato chips for $1.

it seems (from the internet) like in america there are a lot of cheap convenience foods, which is why the poor there rely on them as staples. here, healthy foods tend to be cheap and convenience foods are seen as luxuries and can cost as much as an average priced restaurant meal.

and it seems like neither way is the good way. for disability related reasons i would love to have something i could just put in the microwave  or take it out of its package and put it in the oven for 10 minutes (frozen pizza). but due to the price (and also due to figuring out that gluten was why my stomach hurt everytime i ate, which means there aren’t any frozen pizzas i could even theoretically eat) i have to make most things from scratch. and if i have a migraine and can’t really cook that day, there’s not much i can do about it. or if my brain isn’t working well and it’s too hard to hold onto all the steps involved in boiling water without sticking my hand in it…well that sucks. so it would be really nice to have access to cheap, tv dinner type things that don’t cost $5 each.

but poor people in america, they should be able to have fresh vegetables and fruit and milk. they shouldn’t have to buy a big tub of cheap ice cream because it’s the cheapest way to get their daily calorie needs satisfied. neither way is good.

i went and looked in my browser history.

here’s an example of “cheap food for $10/meal”:

http://www.ivillage.ca/food/recipes/cheap-eats-10-delicious-dinners-under-10

this one was the England one I mentioned that seemed relevant to actual poor people: http://agirlcalledjack.com/

also:

http://busycooks.about.com/od/inexpensiverecipes/Inexpensive_Recipes_Meals_under_10_Cheap_and_Easy_Cooking.htm

http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/08/cheap-meals-recipes-for-under-ten-dollars.html

but the title of my post was inspired by http://glutenfreeonashoestring.com/ which doesn’t say “cheap meals for $10”, she doesn’t tally up the prices for each entry, but i guess it’s supposed to be cheaper than something. what i’m not sure. i follow the blog because maybe someday some of it will be useful for me, but most of it is way out of my financial league. for me, gluten free on a shoestring is corn flour ($1/kg) and otherwise just eating naturally gluten free stuff like potatoes and rice. i really do like that blog, with the pretty pictures of all the nice foods, but almost every post on there makes me jealous!

$10 for four servings (which those meals are) isn’t terribly expensive for dinner if (and only if) you’re including meat, but it’s far from shoestring. On the other hand, it’s only about as hard to wrap my brain around the idea of $2.50/meal being “shoestring” as it is the idea of ground beef costing $15/kilo. (I went and checked and the ground beef we just bought was $8.15/kilo.)

(We’re still clinging to middle class thus far, so I don’t have the prices of every food I eat regularly memorised, but from what I know the six or seven non-dinner foods* I eat a day are usually in the range of ~40 – 80c each. (Or, for some context, ~2.3 – 4.7 minutes of minimum wage work.))

*I’m much better with many smaller meals than few larger ones. They’re more like snacks.


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thisdefineswhoiam:

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

 

karetahana:

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

 

vio-and-his-tupla:

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

 

yea-nah:

wait for it he has sources

 

perchu:

hi

 

calypso-oswald:

 he’s here

 

perchu:

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

 

alexiantoinette:

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

 

perchu:

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

 

shadowwolf727:

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

 #no wait tho are moreos really a thing  #‘cause if they are…i’mma buy it  #just to eat all the cookies #someone else can have the cream :P (ophiuchusdenied)

Considering the Moreo picture is signed with a Twitter handle, I’m thinking no.

(Shame. I totally agree about wanting cream-less Oreos.)


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wretchedsilence:

echolalaphile:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

OMFG LATINING LOOK

Oh shit


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