
It’s a gingerbread house. #puns #ilovepuns
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#puns
Well, while the chocolate orange was good as always (we buy one almost every Boxing Day), the mint truffles were gritty. (And no, it wasn’t the cocoa powder. It was gritty on the inside, which is not normal for truffles.) Might have just been a bad batch, but as it stands I don’t recommend buying Cemoi truffles.
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#oh look an original post #New Years #oh look an update #posts that I enjoy when *other* people make them #so why shouldn’t I? #food
{{OP by soul-dwellings}}
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#New Years #yeah but my family’s pretty decent #not exactly a hardship spending it with them #(which reminds me it’s dessert time in ten minutes) #(we don’t normally eat dessert as a family but we have special New Year’s treats) #(there were Boxing Day sales on mint truffles and chocolate oranges) #(so they were actually reasonably priced for once) #(ought to be good)

hi there cami here is a HOLIDAY GREETING from Jelly Roll and his bizarre cookie doppelganger :,) happy holidays
LOOKA THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY!! THIS BEAUTIFUL LUMPY SON!!
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#lizard #cookie #adorable
Cartoonist Josh Hara Draws on His Coffee Cup(s) Every Morning [more]
Previously: How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #all hail the glorious Pumpkin #who bringeth us Pumpkin Spice
Cereal: hacked
She’s in
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info
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#juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

The Girl Scouts of the USA Now Offer Online and Digital Cookie Sales
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#Girl Scouts #home of the brave #I may be in America during cookie season #I will have to bear this in mind #(Girl Guide mint cookies just aren’t the same) #(they have a layer of Oreo-like cream on top just beneath the chocolate coating) #(I don’t like Oreo cream)

There are, it is known, some truly bizarre wixen names, at least to muggleborn wixes. The family named “Bad faith” for example, and Ollivander is generally agreed to be quite a bizarre name, and that’s not even mentioning “Dumbledore”.
There are nonetheless some, which are strikingly odd. The Bentwhistles of Newcastle for example, and the Liverpool Goatcurls. The Knockturn alley Brownnoses, and the Crumplesnitch Bookie family.
None have quite as brilliant a family origin name as the respectable Greengrocers, the Cabbagewanks. Owners, for generations, of the Magic Neep of Hogsmeade, they had a long, loud and occasionally violent rivalry with the Dogweed grocers and apothecary family. This reached it’s zenith when Dorian Dogweed suggested to the owner of the Magic Neep (then called William Turnip), that their regular orders of winter Ice Cabbages were going to cause them to go bankrupt, and that they really should diversify their stock of cabbages.
Somehow, and no one outside of these two great greengrocing families quite know how, this sparked a verbally vociferous war which lasted for some ninety years. The Dogweed’s already given occasional mockery for their name, but generally understood to be fine, upstanding wixes and offerers of good advice were hardly mocked for this, but the red-headed and red-tempered Turnips were mocked ruthlessly for their “Cabbagewank” as it was called.
(There were some, of course, who claimed that Dorian Dogweed had been found knocking one out over the Magic Neep’s stock of Ice Cabbages, but this is considered too crass for the official version.)
However the name of Cabbagewank stuck, to such the point that William Turnip’s son, George, put the name as the surname of his son, Benedict, and it has since, firmly stuck.
(At least, some say, he didn’t end up quite so badly off as Priapus Dickson.)
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#nsfw? #…is this a Benedict Cumberbatch joke? #I think I just read a story that was one long leadup to a Benedict Cumberbatch joke