Update: I have now listened to the first season of “24 Bauer Party People”, and it is *very* funny.
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#oh look an update #podcasts #recs #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(sort of) #food? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what
#storytime #food? #oh my god #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #(some other quotes from that Twitter thread to contextualise it:) #(”If it’s not real I’m not even mad‚ #killing a melon with a sword and writing a code to tell a fun story is an incredible way to spend lockdown”) #(”For context btw I have already sent this guy my nudes like‚ months ago. I’ve said we can meet up. #None of this is a ploy to get in my pants and holy shit if it was it’d be the wildest possible way of doing so”) #(”People are rediscovering this and keep retweeting it so I feel like doing another update‚ #the guy who was receiving/executing the melons is now my boyfriend. #We’ve been together about 6 months now and our conversations are still this weird about 50% of the time.”) #(though really you should read the whole thread) #(including watching the videos with sound on) #(half the thread is age-restricted for some reason‚ but if you have objections to Twitter) #((and who doesn’t)) #(you can–I just accidentally discovered–get around that by reading it through Nitter) #(that’s https://nitter.hu/TrinCyboid/status/1356496649460322304 or the Nitter instance of your choice) #(also these people are apparently doing a podcast where they watch seasons of 24 in real time and I may have to check it out)
One month away, and *sigh* COVID is still here. Sorry, the big parties are all cancelled. Please celebrate ULTIMATE MEGA TWOSDAY at home in your own way.
Well, if we can’t have big parties, at least we can celebrate ULTIMATE MEGA TWOSDAY in the time-honored Tumblr tradition: with stupid gifs.
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#the big party is *not* cancelled #however‚ hazmat suits *are* mandatory attire #you will receive some festive food to take home #here is an almond-cheddar biscuit shaped like a numeral 2 #Twosday #illness tw? #food? #(I have not actually made 2-shaped biscuits) #(but I did make heart-shaped biscuits for Valentine’s Day) #flashing gif?
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