cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #flashing gif? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that…
How:
There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr’s debt easily. Buy crabs!
When:
July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can’t log on that day) as Crab Week!
Who:
Everyone!! If you truly can’t afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!
Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone…
Please I need their next financial report to have a header that says ‘Crab day’
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#…you know what‚ sure‚ I’ll throw four CAD in the donation bucket when it’s passed around #yeah I’ve already mentally (and digitally) prepared myself for Tumblr to go the way of all things #and of necessity I am pretty ruthless about cutting down my living expenses (and wish I could be even more so) #but even *I* occasionally buy festival pastries‚ and it’s worth half the price of one to #encourage Tumblr’s final death to be later rather than sooner #especially if it can nudge them a bit towards the‚ like‚ Dreamwidth end of the how-aligned-a-website-is-with-its-users spectrum #Crab Day #signal boosts #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #Tumblr: A User’s Guide #flashing gif? #this post was queued to ensure proper timing #(namely‚ right after the already-queued-two-days-ago previous post)
One month away, and *sigh* COVID is still here. Sorry, the big parties are all cancelled. Please celebrate ULTIMATE MEGA TWOSDAY at home in your own way.
Well, if we can’t have big parties, at least we can celebrate ULTIMATE MEGA TWOSDAY in the time-honored Tumblr tradition: with stupid gifs.
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#the big party is *not* cancelled #however‚ hazmat suits *are* mandatory attire #you will receive some festive food to take home #here is an almond-cheddar biscuit shaped like a numeral 2 #Twosday #illness tw? #food? #(I have not actually made 2-shaped biscuits) #(but I did make heart-shaped biscuits for Valentine’s Day) #flashing gif?
Brinens and Things 