outofcontextdnd:

DM: The Dragon awakens.

Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #backstabbing for fun and profit #(though I think ‘profit’ in this case means ‘survival’)