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1. I love Daily Planet with a burning and occasionally evangelical passion. (Go watch it. You don’t even need to pirate it, though you will need a better version of Flash than Linux is capable of, and maybe a Canadian proxy, I’m not sure.) Daily Planet always makes me feel better about things. It’s a great antidote during those times when you’re surrounded by pessimism.

2. I have a supernumerary nipple just below my right breast, which we suspect I inherited from my mother’s side of the family (her brother has one too, in the same spot). I also have a mole on my right lower leg, which we are confident I inherited from my father’s side of the family (his aunt has one too, in the same spot, and I think there were other relatives with them as well). I like that I have a mark from each side, as if a tangible reflection of my hyphenated surname.

3. Oh, right, I have a hyphenated surname. (Something that caused a bit of an uproar amongst the more…firmly patrilineal members of the family, I’m told.) I wonder how old I’ll be the first time someone assumes the other half is from my spouse rather than my dad. It hasn’t happened yet, at least as far as I’m aware, but it’s probably inevitable.

4. I have never left the Eastern time zone.

5. I have sworn an oath of allegiance to Queen Elizabeth II.

It says followers, not people I follow, so picking from that list: shayvaalski, cakehorse, somethingshortandsnappy, kerkevik, thisprettywren, slepaulica, nenya-kanadka (if she sees this when she next comes back from her limited-Internet hiatus), michaelemerhouse, depizan, and luvtheheaven.

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#meme #oh look an original post #Brin talks about herself for a *reason* this time #yes I really did do fact 5 #try Googling ‘canadian oath of citizenship’ if you don’t believe me

justice-turtle:

pyrrhiccomedy:

thedorkages:

Aotearoa/New Zealand, 1280.

The maritime plan of most of human civilization during our period went as follows:

Get boats.

Put weapons on boats.

Conquer neighboring countries either by military force or by overwhelming trade dominance.

Instagram shots of you in front of London/Indrapura/Mogadishu.

Go home.

The Polynesians, on the other hand, appeared to have a different plan:

Build canoes.

Sail out into the open ocean for four thousand miles.

???

Sweet, Hawai’i!

As the world looked on in tolerant, baffled wonder for thousands of years [sidebar on Vikings], Polynesians repeated steps 1-4, especially step 3, which when you peeled off the little sticker with the question marks turned out to be “employ an array of sophisticated navigational techniques which remain in cultural transmission and even active use today. Also, when you reach an island, use an equally sophisticated array of terraforming techniques to make an unfamiliar landscape ecologically viable for human life. Also, eat a balanced diet, because scurvy is for white people.”

The Polynesians did their eastern Pacific exploration around our period, and may have settled Easter Island and Hawai’i around then, too, if not a little earlier. Polynesian colonies were set up on little stubs of volcanic rock, hideously isolated archipelagos, even sub-polar islands. They probably hung out with medieval Peruvians, or at least, they made enough American contact to get ahold of sweet potatoes. [Sidebar on sweet potatoes.] And they found New Zealand, and settled in, and those who stuck around became the Māori.

And then hundreds of years later the islands of the Polynesian triangle were conquered by Europeans and the Europeans did their damndest to put that little ??? sticker back on the four-part plan, because, you know, people without shirts could not possibly be world explorers. But we do not have to listen to them. When I said those navigational techniques are still in use today, I mean literally, today, because in August of this year a group of Maori sailors took off from New Zealand for Rapa Nui, the last leg of the Polynesian triangle that no one’s completed in the modern era, and according to their website they should be landing, in, like, twelve hours, if they haven’t already.

???

oh my goddddd WHAT

I mean, not the navigational techniques and awesome canoes, I knew about those, I mean THIS AUGUST WHAT RIGHT NOW WHAT how come nobody TOLD ME?????

Stupid mainstream media: get your heads out of your asses. Now. I WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT THIS DAILY THANKYOUVERY.

Now there’s a good point. Why haven’t we heard about this? It seems like exactly the sort of thing Daily Planet would cover, yet I don’t think they’ve mentioned it. (Maybe somebody with a Twitter should ask @dailyplanetshow if they’re getting on this.)

(Also, the most recent news update on that page (December 1st, because time zones) says the current ETA is sometime next week.)

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#awesome #(except for the not having heard about it sooner)