5) Ghost store provides better story to endlessly tell friends than “I went to store and it was unremarkable”. 6) Chance ghosts do not know about inflation (potential great deals).
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(although seriously I know of no reason to buy tissues when you have toilet paper) #(to avoid contamination just keep a separate roll dedicated to use on your face)
> title text: “here I am using the Squirrel Girl theme song in Dinosaur Comics! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO??“
Ryan North is also the writer for The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Know what this means? “♪ I’ve got radioactive pee ♪” is the canon Squirrel Girl theme song.
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#Dinosaur Comics #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #urine cw
#Star Wars #The Force Awakens #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #see also Catching Fire #(oh btw I’ve actually seen The Force Awakens now) #(Mom rented it to watch on Mother’s Day) #(bringing the number of Star Wars movies I have seen in their entirety up to two)
my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured
like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they don’t smash their hand while going “oh ow oof what a punch ouch”
but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just “oh goddammit i’ve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the joker’s probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fucked”
superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv
There are two things that are incredibly accurate about this comic:
In a century, I’m a space empress.
In a century, I’m still dropping Hamilton references.
…actually, now that you mention it, I could absolutely believe that century-old space empresses would make a habit of ancient pop-culture references, just in general. That particular reference is probably too obscure to communicate “Do not trifle with me, child. I was here long before your parents were born, and I have every intention of being here long after you are dust in the wind. You do not want to get in the way of that goal.”, but it could still serve as staying in practice for when it’s time to deal with other gerontocrats. (And there’s always personal amusement, of course.)
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#Parhelion #reply via reblog #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #it was interesting to listen to my brain attempt to synthesise what future!Alison would sound like #when I’m just reading her posts my brain gives up and just makes something up out of the stock voices #(though it’s worth noting that the thought-voice I read Alison’s posts in is both consistent over time and different from the default voice) #(but it has a very definite American accent because I tend to have trouble using thought-voices with accents different from mine) #(I did notice that after talking to her in-person and hearing her pronounce ”can’t” in the British manner) #(my brain started attempting to integrate that particular characteristic into her associated thought-voice) #(with limited success) #(anyway as I was saying:) #my brain actually made a proper attempt this time #and it’s always interesting to feel it scrambling to construct a thought-voice according to relatively precise specifications #even if it’s almost never as successful as I’d like #tag rambles
Brinens and Things 