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It has happened.

I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

Will provide updates

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IT’S HERE

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I’m going to start it pretty soon. I’m for some reason locked out of my student account and email and IT was no help as usual, so what is there to do except read a parody romance novel written specifically to spite J.K. Rowling?

Chuck Tingle has more or less become a meme because of his bizarre titles and covers and because of the Hugo fiasco, but I’ve heard relatively little about what it’s like to actually read his work and I frankly have no idea what to expect or if I should go into this with expectations at all

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This book is…surprisingly easy to take seriously as a book. I don’t know what I’m trying to say. But it’s like. A Book and not just an extended joke. Like on some level it’s not particularly terribly written nor does the plot like, completely exist in service to the…whatever humor is derived from the self-aware absurdity of the premise

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I love that he’s not even described as a humanoid dinosaur. He’s just sexy goth tattooed Severus snape and he’s also a parasaurolophus and we are left to just figure it out

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I have to talk about what is going on with the worldbuilding. Like this is a parody. Of Harry Potter. But there’s an entirely different magic system and….everything???

In summary

  • there doesn’t appear to be a statute of secrecy type thing magic is just fully integrated with the modern world and modern technology
  • Harriet is a wizard, but that means that she creates spells by typing them out in long manuscripts, which on one level is a nod to the book publishing industry but on another level is kind of interesting in of itself
  • there’s a??? spellcasting industry??
  • there are different types of magic users other than wizards, and they appear to be based on the d&d classes
  • or at least, bards exist and they are distinct from wizard
  • the dinosaur is a bard
  • Bigfeet exist and they are integrated with modern society
  • there are sentient motorcycles and no one finds this in any way unusual
  • THE DINOSAUR IS A BARD?!?!?!

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…Warlocks in this world get their powers from a pact with Chuck Tingle

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The fourth wall break is killing me.

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The sexy dinosaur is also trans

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As much as I love skillfully crafted satire that takes deft jabs at the flaws of the thing it’s lampooning, there’s also something charming about how every character in this book has a name blatantly and hilariously derived from a Harry Potter character regardless of how most of their roles in the story barely resemble anything like characters in Harry Potter.

…You know, I’m not even sure Chuck Tingle has read Harry Potter.

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I’m back to reading. Does chocolate milk have intoxicating effects on sentient motorcycles??

…sentences I never thought I’d write

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um im lowkey getting feels from this like there are some genuinely emotionally resonant bits in here what the fuck

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chuck tingle’s magic system is unironically better than jk Rowling’s I’m sorry

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I’m so sorry to sample the sex scene but. “sexualis secondus” just killed me. I have been pronounced dead by this book. im obliterated this is indescribable

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I.

I literally have no idea how to describe what I’m experiencing right now. Like this is a somewhat poorly edited parody adult dinosaur romance novel but. It’s genuinely?? Creative?? In a lot of ways???? And there’s a lot of heart to it, a lot of genuine powerful messages about identity and about art and creativity and the fourth-wall-breaking device is…I can’t explain it because that would spoil it but it’s actually pulled off so well?????

This is not like, a humorous joke story this guy did for Being a Little Shit and Spite reasons, it’s like actually in its themes and message a genuine “fuck you” to j.k. Rowling’s transphobia even though it’s this absolutely wild janky batshit story and I have never experienced anything like this in my LIFE

I did not expect my adhd little heart to be touched by understanding of my fears about creativity and writing and its place in my life. Not like this. What the fuck. What the fuck.

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Tags:

#this has been sitting in my to-reblog for literal months while I struggle to figure out how to tag it #but with @drchucktingle joining Tumblr‚ now seems like a particularly fitting time to dig it out #storytime #fanfic #Harry Potter #Chuck Tingle #nsfw text #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #cissexism cw?

singular-they:

I really wanted to bring u guys some of the highlights from Chuck Tingle’s AMA (the guy who writes the “pounded in the butt by improbable gay things” books on Amazon) but I ended up screenshotting almost every comment he made so here are some of them

Bonus

Chuck Tingle AMA

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#Chuck Tingle #I cannot believe I actually understand this #(I mean I don’t understand *all* of it) #(but like) #(I did not know until just now that there is erotica entitled ”Pounded by 2016”) #(and yet somehow I am completely unsurprised by this fact)

Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union – Kindle edition by Chuck Tingle. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

{{Title link: https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G/ }}

the-grey-tribe:

shlevy:

Christ Tingle is fast

He could have written both cases weeks before. I bet they would only differ in a couple of key paragraphs, with the sexy parts mostly the same.


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#Brexit #Chuck Tingle #oh my god

uncertainkitten:

argumate:

darthsquidious:

Chuck Tingle is heading down a track. You see on the path ahead of him, five of his butt, all ready to pound him in the butt. You can save him from this fate by throwing the switch to the second track, but down that path you see the copy of his new manuscript, “Pounded in the Butt by the Manuscript Containing the Trolley Problem in Which I May or May Not Be Pounded in the Butt by Five of My Own Butt”. This manuscript will likely pound him in the butt. Do you flip the switch?

The fact that I understood every word of this post disturbs and enrages me.

That’s it guys, go home.  We have a Chuck Tingle trolley problem.  This just can’t be beat (maybe pounded though.  In the butt.)


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#Chuck Tingle #nsfw? #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #trolley problem meme #recursion