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werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

tolkientrash:

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

iguanamouth:

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shes almost here

riverdancekat:

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

craptaztic:

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

nordy-draws-stuff:

Y’all better behave, you have two months

aseriouscomedian:

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

final-girl-cas:

Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

kyraneko:

Ah, a splendid specimen of the Yule Cat.

Scientific name Felis navidad, of course.

dduane:

…Felis navidad. (collapses, snorting in Linnaean)

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#it got better #puns #Christmas #Tumblr traditions #art #death tw #murder cw #cannibalism cw

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maverick-ornithography:

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

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#*checks archives* #what the fuck do you mean I’ve never reblogged the pelican-mouth post #unacceptable #Tumblr traditions #that one post with the thing #birds #cannibalism cw

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werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

 

tolkientrash:

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

 

iguanamouth:

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shes almost here

 

riverdancekat:

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

 

craptaztic:

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

 

nordy-draws-stuff:

Y’all better behave, you have two months

 

aseriouscomedian:

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

 

final-girl-cas:

Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

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#Christmas #Tumblr traditions #art #death tw #murder cw #cannibalism cw

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Anonymous asked: Hannibal was a weak b*tch for succumbing to nominative determinism. Oh you eat people cause your name rhymes with cannibal? Boo, foh with that shit what kind of spineless puppet are you. I’m going to name my son Brenocide and raise him to be a Zen gardening consultant to flex on the Fates.

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weaver-z:

How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker to ever grace my inbox

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#Hannibal #names #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #cannibalism cw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what