andmaybegayer:

Inside of you there are two wolves. That’s nowhere near enough wolves to sustain the population, so we’re starting a reintroduction program. Open wide, please.


Tags:

#body horror? #wolves #(sort of) #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

THE ULTIMATE ANSWER TO WHETHER OR NOT BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

justice-turtle:

swoobats:

kaitlifts:

khaleesi-lifts:

Do they produce haploid gametes (either sperm or ovum) that can fuse to ultimately form an embryo? No.
Do they transport gametes? No.
Do they house the fetus during pregnancy? No.
Are they involved in the reproductive system of mammals? No.
Well what do you know, looks like they aren’t fucking sexual organs.

I know that a few of you might need to read this, just for clarification.

omg can you imagine a baby growing in a boob

twins

Milk creation isn’t involved in reproduction?

(That’s not even getting into the assumption that “sexual organ” means “reproductive organ”, when the people this is aimed at are probably using it to mean something more like “erogenous zone”.)


Tags:

#body horror?