dudeufugly:

batmansymbol:

I LIVE LIFE ON TUMBLR:

A cover of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire, but with 204% more internetz.

Tried to get most fandoms in there but argh there are so many *flails* *dies*

LYRICS:

Fangirl squeals, Doctor Who, reblog is all I do,
watching Sherlock, Reichenfeels, we need Season Three.

Gorgeous graphics, keyboard smashing, signal boosts and Mako-bashing,
Bryke is trolling, Moffat’s trolling, perfect OTP,

Social justice, F-bombs, food porn, om nom nom,
Mean Girls, “The Life and Times,” and lawnmowers that can fly,

Please stop tagging your hate, this fic never updates,
all my feels, oh my Godtiss, holy shit I’m gonna cry!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hiddlestoners, Cumberbabes, who cares if they’re twice our age?
Shipping schism, activism, Stewart and Colbert.

Real talk, spam? block, Steve and Tony, Johnlock
and on art blogs, random pics of hair.

Yes this, now kiss, all my feelings in a gif,
Princess Kuzco, SOPA ban, lost ability to can,

Fanart, safe for work? Blatant porn, don’t look
Fluffy fics, fanmix, what the hell is Facebook?

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Rage toons, screAMING YELL, Merthur and Destiel,
Ruined life, (you tool,) learned more from my dash than school.

Goodbye MegaUpload, reblog this potato!
Cat pics are heaven-sent, “fuck you” is a compliment.

Superwholock, John Green, badass Katniss Everdeen,
Douche anons, torrent host, this has been a text post,

Bridesmaids, irony, overuse of “literally”
GPOY, lol nope, how’d this get ten thousand notes?!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Ovaries long-gone, screw M. Night Shyamalan,
Askbox limits suck, I’ll tell you ‘bout Homestuck.

Game of Thrones, out of spite, killed off everyone you liked –
Amurrica is so free, Post-Potter Misery

Sepia? Hipster found! Existential quotes abound,
Missing E., can’t unsee, ehehehe LOKI’D!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

All my creys, typeface and vids I do not understand
Wow rUDE, spONGEBOB sTOP, too bad I can’t Photoshop

Canon/fanon, what the hey, think I’ll ship it anyway,
Be right back I’m tearbending, why is Finchel still a thing? ((sorry, authorial bias showing, heh))

Special snowflakes, Yu-Gi-Oh, da da dadadada da da AFRO,
Germany, Italy, ship them like Dramione.

No regret, that I met, strangers on the internet
thanks to Rule 34, I can’t even anymore!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hey, I just met you… and this is crazy. But here’s my number, so call me maybe? 

 

forbidden-transmutations:

Marry me, please?

 

calmingrespirator:

I’ll tell you ‘bout homestuck XD

 

shadows-of-the-darkness:

omfg this is perfect.

this wins the internet

everyone else go home

 

calmingrespirator:

How can I go home, when I’m ALREADY HERE?

and yeah, WHY IS THERE NO DOWNLOAD LINK!?!

 

korrawr:

Oh my god.  Press the fucking play button.  Best post ever.

 

residentasian:

All rise for the national anthem of Tumblr. 

 

megidovania:

fucking perfect

 

purelyreactivepinball:

yes yes yes please play while I blog the night away

 

Tags:

#music #awesome

 

anshinwrites:

swanblood:

southkoreanfood:

CORN ICE CREAM: South Korean ice cream, sweet corn ice cream with sweet corn nibblets mixed within the ice cream. Surrounded by a layer of chocolate and rice wafers in the shape of corn. May seem weird (even to some Koreans), but its actually pretty good! *remember, you can’t judge until you’ve actually tried it!*

SouthKoreanFood

who are you kidding, if you’re East Asian you know that all the most really mixed up food ideas that we create are actually AMAZING

like curry donuts

and citrus hot sauce

i would eat this in a heartbeat, i bet it’s wonderful

Holy damn, that looks delicious. I was just craving sweet corn gelato the other day, at that, and I don’t know where to find any. I might have to make my own, since corn is in season and delicious.


Tags:

#food #corn #ice cream #awesome

lovelydyedlocks:

“Hair chalking” is the latest trend in temporary hair color, and after soaking up our share of YouTube tutorials on how to fake a dip-dye with a box of pastels, you can bet we were scrounging through our leftover art class supplies ready to put a package to use. Using chalk pastels on dampened hair will result in a vivid look that easily rinses away in the shower, thanks to the powdery formula. Think of it as colored hair powder in stick form. Though pastels are prime for streaking long hair, we discovered that not only are they more vibrant on shorter locks, they’re also a lot less messy.

This wild leopard look is easy to achieve and will leave everyone wondering who does your hair! Do it on yourself,  on a friend, mix it up with a combination of colors, or think up your own pattern! Just make sure you shower before hitting the sheets, or you’ll be faced with a mess the next morning. Let’s get chalking!

You’ll Need:

  • 1 box of chalk pastels from an art supply store
  • Rubber Gloves
  • A glass of water
  • A towel

STEP 1

Wet hair with water and wrap a towel around your neck to protect your clothing. Select a bright-colored pastel for the leopard spots (we chose green).

STEP 2

Wearing your gloves, dip your finger into a glass of water and wet a desired starting point on your head. The wetter the hair, the brighter the color will be. With your colored pastel, draw a spot no more than half an inch wide on your locks. Repeat, drawing another spot of a slightly different size about one or two inches away from the first. Continue until your desired area is covered entirely in spots. Don’t worry about making perfect circles, either—spots look better slightly oblong.

STEP 3

Wet your finger and use it to dampen the hair around the edge of a green spot. Then, take your black pastel and draw a U-shape over the top of the spot. Repeat over each green spot, altering not only the size of the U-shape, but the direction it faces as well.

STEP 4

Finish the design by drawing random small black spots in open spaces.

STEP 5

Blow-dry your hair if needed, and wipe your neck or ears free of any loose pigment. Mist your head lightly with hairspray to ensure it lasts the day. To remove your design, simply wash away with shampoo.

Rock your new do’ all day and give them something to chalk about!


Tags:

#hair #awesome

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tiffo-the-hippo:

p-e-e-t-a-bread:

CLICK THE SQUARES.

THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

FOREVER REBLOG.

YES! ITS BACK I FUCING LOVE THIS!

IT’S BACK. BRB SEE YOU GUYS IN 5 HOURS

HAHAHAHA CLICK THE SQUARES AHHH :D

 

Tags:

#music #awesome

doctorwho:

It’s about Christopher Eccleston o’clock…

vulpana:

“Timey-Wimey Timepiece.”

This is my Doctor Who clock. I bought the face at Target. It has 12 magnetic frames, so you can put your own photos or drawings in each hour. I drew the pictures myself in January/February of this year (Crayola coloured pencils and Sakura Micron pens on paper) and am tickled by the number of compliments I received. I’ve also gotten requests for various themes: X-Files, Twin Peaks, Lost, and several video games. I’ll probably leapfrog over all of those, because I want to do a SuperWhoLock mashup next.

The photo isn’t real great and you can see all my greasy fingerprints, so I’ll post close-ups of the Doctors soon.


Tags:

#Doctor Who #awesome

surrealmadrid:

Tardigrades

This is a tardigrade, also known as a”water bear” or “moss piglet.” It is probably the coolest fucking microscopic life form that you’ve never heard of. Besides looking like miniature, animatronic gummy bears, tardigrades can live at temperatures close to absolute zero. Before you Google what absolute zero is, it’s -459.67 degrees Fahrenheit ( −273.15° on the Celsius scale ). That’s pretty fucking cold. Anyways, tardigrades are tiny little living things that eat shit inside of mosses and whatnot. They can survive in any environment (including outer space), are able to go without water for up to 10 years, and are like a million bajillion years old (they originated in the Cretaceous period for you kids that understand whatever that means).    

BAM, TARDIGRADES!

 

tentaclesandteacups:

SCIENCE.
:D 

 

gendertransformer:

I LOVE WATER BEARS! I found one in the WCC lake. They’re like see through and they gots wittle toes and they’re so micro you just wanna cuddle the shit out of it.

 

i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards:

Does any one else notice that they can survive space and have been around for millions of years and the first several letters of their name are T A R D I…. Or is it just me seeing instances of Dr. Who everywhere?

For the record, I knew of their existence prior to this post.

– Milo

I knew about them too. Does Animal Planet still show The Most Extreme? I loved that show. It taught me that water bears exist and that for any animal you can think of, there is at least one horror movie about said animal. (Though I don’t actually remember what horror movie clip they showed to introduce the water bear segment.)

*stares at adorable water bears*


Tags:

#water bears #awesome #The Most Extreme #adorable