You can tell how long someone’s been on tumblr by whether or not this image evokes primal emotions in them
I’m too tired for this
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#oh look an update #history #food #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #unreality cw #(I hope Perchu’s okay and doesn’t regret it) #(there is nothing wrong with being performatively over-the-top anti-Moreo) #((and if you *do* end up with like 20 cookies and no icing left feel free to give them to me))
I blew the dust off my tumblr and dug out this post (which I originally saw on Instagram) just so I could say thank you for inspiring this ridiculousness.
Crowley likes to sleep, Aziraphale likes to read. A bed is comfy for both of these things, so sharing works. Usually.
After all, Aziraphale was just enough of a bastard to be worth liking. <3
Science wasn’t actually certain how fungi like cordyceps “hijacked” their host’s behavior, and we always kind of assumed it was causing some relatively simplistic damage to the brain, but now it seems the truth is much more like all the dramatized versions of it in sci-fi horror.
These fungi integrate themselves on the cellular level with the host’s tissues all throughout their body, actually seem to send signals to the host’s muscles and even alter the host’s genes with their own.
And all the while, it turns out THE BRAIN ISN’T TAKEN OVER AT ALL.
These fungi, all along, have been converting their hosts into animal-fungal hybrids they control while the host’s brain and consciousness remain helplessly alive and largely unaltered.
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#ants #bugs #body horror #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the button meme) #Wildbow
Should do it ancient greek/time traveller style: Once the competition starts you aren’t allowed to use anything you didn’t find in nature or make yourself, including the clothes you wear.
The problem with that is the main limitation would be which ores and other materials you had on hand, rather than your technical prowess. Most of the event would be about prospecting rather than building stuff. Which might be truer to how progress actually goes, but less true to what the event is aiming for. And it would take many times longer.
Or what if we only let them rely on modern sources for things that they could realistically get with something they’ve already built? So like no ores until you have developed what’s needed for mining etc., but once you have you don’t have to mine it yourself?
This sounds fun, but I’ve been in the Bay Area too long, so I read “advance up the tech ladder” as founding a startup and getting acqui-hired and becoming a VP at Google or something.
I think that would also be a fun extreme sport to watch, and I think people should still have to start naked.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I also read it that way)
somehow it became fanon that Amy keeps it a secret from everyone that her powers extend beyond healing, because she’s afraid of what people will think of her or that she’ll get slapped with a class-S designation. Amy threatens random criminals with it at the drop of a hat, so she can’t be that worried about the secret getting out.
Some versions even include her keeping it a secret from Victoria specifically, even though the first time it’s brought up it’s by Vicky herself.
post worm chapter by chapter in spacebattles, trick them into reading it
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#Wildbow #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I haven’t read book *or* fanfic) #(but then I wouldn’t really call myself part of the fandom so I guess that works out)
reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #nsfw text? #death mention #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what
Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.
I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid
I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down
aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere
okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’.
kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.
palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino
Brinens and Things 