A friend of mine uses they/them as the default pronoun for any stranger she’s discussing. It’s fun. Today she they/themmed the Pope.
POST CANCELLED APOLOGIES TO THE POPE.
the pope has pronouns in bio, actually
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#gender #language #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #I *have* noticed this becoming a thing #I haven’t actually adopted it yet but it’s rubbed off on me enough that #it feels kind of weird to call Tumblr OPs I’ve never talked to by gendered pronouns #even when they’ve clearly provided those pronouns #we are always living through history I guess #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can’t argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
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#Passover #frogs #Untitled Goose Game #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #death tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
If your cat is not made from one of the five grains, she cannot technically be leavened. However, since it is clear that she can be made into something that resembles bread, it may be worth asking your local rabbi if she is kitteniot.
Can’t fucking stand this bitch. Just missed my charger port after two drinks
yeah,,,,
In a timeline darker than ours this is a reality
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #BBC Sherlock #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I do feel kind of bad for them) #(but that is a hell of a punchline) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Umineko #murder cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo”
yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.
the reason you don’t like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking
Tumblr being free is humanity’s greatest error.
Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it
Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #discourse cw #nsfw text #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
ok whats the funniest lie you have about how tumblr works
[ID: A reply by @/demonbunny5 which reads: “you can find posts by searching for them with the search bar.” End ID]
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #(sort of) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“Yes, but if I say have a good morning, I’ll only have well-wished thirty minutes of your day, whereas if I say have a good afternoon, I’ll be applying it to hours and hours. The advantage is clear.”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #got a point there #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 