#”automatic transmission” #(…although I guess I don’t know enough about cars to completely rule out the possibility that #one can determine the transmission type given only this) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #cars #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition
Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.
I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit
Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken
A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.
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#werewolves #art #story ideas I will never write #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(though I was already planning to reblog it before I got to that last comment) #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#Twitter #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #juxtaposition #(for the record it’s the fourth one) #(with the red notification dot on it) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #juxtaposition #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#cats #food #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(my favourites are the rotini one and the no-fly-list one) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.
However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”
(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)
For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.
And it fucking worked.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”Disney‚ who owns the muppets‚ wouldn’t give them the rights”) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#Almost Nowhere #reactionblogging #out of context quotes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #murder cw? #(I have now returned to Tumblr after leaving for eight days to avoid Almost Nowhere spoilers) #(I do expect to catch up; I’ve already made it up to the afternoon of July 8th)
Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.
This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.
wait, people *actually* hear it? that wasn’t some kind of tumblr exaggeration?
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#I don’t literally hear the gif but I love the ”yeah that’s the synesthesia” punchline #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#our home and cherished land #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #drugs mention #this may sound like an exaggeration but this is exactly what it’s like #(if anything this is an understatement: it doesn’t mention date formats) #you sometimes hear people wonder if you need to be bilingual to live in Canada #and you do‚ but the indispensable second language isn’t French #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 