which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
I think I’ve found my favorite post
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#mythology #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Leicester City Council have already been updating their signs.
burying live monarchs, however, is fine.
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#UK #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I see kelasparmak was thinking the same thing I was
julian bashir is like a living breathing youtried.jpg addressed to eugenics
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#Star Trek #DS9 #Julian Bashir #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Leaderboard in the locker rooms, leaderboard while you plan missions, leaderboard while you train, leaderboard while you’re in class where there’s a window to the training room so you can look at the leaderboard in there too just in case you missed the leaderboard right next to the damn window, leaderboard in another part of the locker rooms, leaderboard in the recovery ward so that you can stare at the goddamn leaderboard just in case your grievous wounds fail to remind you that you fucked up, leaderboard in the damn mess hall so you can look at it while you cry into your mashed potatoes,
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#Red vs Blue #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Has anybody… taken a tally of all the places the leaderboard was put up, though? It seems like it was posted in several rooms all over the MoI and I’m not gonna lie, that’s kinda creepy.
But now I’m just picturing it everywhere. Like, Freelancers waking up in the morning and there it is, projected on the ceiling above their beds. Someone goes into a bathroom stall and you hear, “I know I lost a ranking, what happened to the sports page?” Check inside your locker? Leaderboard. Pick up a toothbrush? Look again, the leaderboard’s projected on your teeth. The Counselor’s getting concerned. The Director thinks it’s great for productivity.
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#Red vs Blue #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks
part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire
you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn
WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNIN’ SINCE THE WORLD’S BEEN TURNIN’
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#art #impressive as fuck #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
DM: You eventually arrive to the town. The people have old-fashioned, gothic clothing. The houses are simple gray stone houses. As your carriage bumps across the cobblestone street, you notice the weather has changed to a glum overcast. You remember tales saying that the sun never shines in this town.
Player: So… we arrive in London?
DM: …you arrive in London.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
these are getting more elaborate and less good by the minute but Church had to get his aim from somewhere
#[panel 1: cloaked tex in an innie facility] #[panel 2: cloaked tex hitting a switch and opening an escape route] #[panel 3: cloaked tex jumping out the escape route while flipping off the innies] #[panel 4: tex: ‘this is agent texas reporting in. i got the intel. ready for evac.’ director: ‘did anyone see you?’] #[panel 5: tex: ‘i don’t fuckin’ know command. why does it matter?’] #[panel 6: director *in dramatic closeup* ‘we must leave NO EVIDENCE’] #[panel 7: director hits a button marked LAZER very dramatically] #[panel 8: MOI firing at the planet with a LAZER NOISE] #[panel 9: giant explosion just to the left of the facility] #[panel 10: tex staring] #[panel 11: tex: ‘you fucking missed’] (eponymous-rose)
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#Red vs Blue #fanart #comic #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Classic Who + Fifty Shades of Grey
At first I thought these were from bad smutfic.
I wasn’t *wrong* …
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#Doctor Who #Fifty Shades of Grey #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I knew what it was when I saw the first one #’inner goddess’ gives it away
Brinens and Things - Tumblr Mirror 