#Pokemon #music #puns #juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didnโt want to dump it on you all at once
This is just Gardinerโs sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. Youโve thrown a vocabulary list at us.
โKill them with kindnessโ Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R
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#(…this worked when I first saw it but then something broke with my Firefox fonts and now it’s a bunch of hexcode boxes) #((specifically Firefox: it works if I paste it into a notepad)) #(anyway) #language #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didnโt want to dump it on you all at once #(P.S. I looked it up and apparently it’s some sort of interaction with the tracking protection) #(turning off ”block suspected fingerprinters” lets you see Unicode characters again)
gun to my head if I had to write a story about Two-Face the premise would be that Harveyโs totally reformed, 100% in the clear, genuinely 0 interest in crime or murder, so he goes back to practicing law. but Two-Face is still there and ALSO practicing law so Harvey is like this upstanding lawyer working pro bono for various charities and nonprofits and what have you and then Two-Face is like a sleezy ambulance chaser taking out HUGE obnoxious billboards all over Gotham and recording the worst local commercials you have EVER seen. they share an office and work on alternating days. the POV character of this miniseries is the shared secretary who has to keep both of their schedules straight and the climax involves Harvey and Two-Face somehow legally being allowed to represent two different people who are suing each other
the bar exam, most places: (series of complicated questions)
the bar exam, Gotham:
1. how much interest in murder have you had in the past 13 days?
(a) some
(b) none
ยฉ committed 1, but that was enough for me
(d) very interested
(e) appropriate levels of interest for a lawyer
2. are you, as an identity, in control of at least 1/3 of your bodyโs affairs?
(a) yes
(b) no
ยฉ I am undertaking this exam as a meat trust
(d) I decline to say under the rights guaranteed me by Gotham v. A Puppet with a Scar on its Face
(e) the question is not philosophically sound
3. how would you describe your current level of involvement with organized crime?
(a) modest
(b) measured
ยฉ cautious
(d) undertaken under duress
(e) I decline to say under the rights guaranteed me by Gotham v. A Mysterious, Crime-Producing Hellmouth Underneath the City
4. are you โฆ uh โฆ you know, a lawyer?
(a) yes
(b) no
ยฉ the question is not philosophically sound
(d) I have, shall we say, โlaw”ed
(e) I possess the metahuman ability to function as a lawyer when appropriately garbed
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#Batman #story ideas I will never write #fanfic #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didnโt want to dump it on you all at once
I think lower decks should do another time travel episode to the events to trouble with tribbles/trials and tribble-ations so this time theyโre running around trying not to fuck up two timelines and having heart eyes at twice as many crew members
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#Star Trek #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #story ideas I will never write #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didnโt want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #music #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didnโt want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns #nsfw text #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didnโt want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Halloween #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didnโt want to dump it on you all at once
the suns getting eaten by space algae and this is the plan
they nuked antartica
Do you have a better idea for what to do when the sunโs getting eaten by space algae
This is the biggest culture shock for me coming from reddit. There we had subreddits so there was context behind a post when you see it.
Here, is it a book? Movie? Game? Am I just REALLY out of touch on current events? Whoโs to say
Donโt worry, if you were learning about a real life event then this would be pasted on a Destiel meme.
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#(the alt text describes this as ”quote from Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir”) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #apocalypse cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didnโt want to dump it on you all at once
mutual 1: conventional morality is nowhere near cringe enough to be based. you agree.
mutual 2: iโm going to liveblog my attempt at solving this obscure statistics conundrum youโve definitely never heard of
mutual 3, reblogging mutual 2: oh, yeah, the Obscure Statistics Conundrum, weโve all seen it. i have strong opinions on the obvious easy and simple way it should be solved, somehow
mutual 4: i need. to fuck that old man.
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 6: [twenty-post long reblog chain arguing about politics with a stranger in stubborn defiance of the obvious fact that the stranger is not reading a single word theyโre saying]
mutual 7: hereโs my take on the latest chapter of the current Wildbow serial that youโre going to have to blur your eyes and skip past because you havenโt found time to read all five million words of this cool thing you donโt want to be spoiled on
mutual 8: what if [the most deranged shit youโve ever heard in your life]– and we were both girls?
mutual 4: donโt forget i need to fuck that. old man. please.
mutual 9: [automatically generated link to a post on some ideologically extreme underground social media site with ten users that they use instead]
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: god every single thing about my life situation sucks so fucking much i want to cry and now you do too
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 10: reblogging that last picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 4: that old man. you know. what i need.
mutual 11: hereโs todayโs doodle :) [outlandishly beautiful piece of original art which gets seven notes]
mutual 12: only posted eighteen spicy takes about gender today, so hereโs a new one i just came up with. is this anything
mutual 13: hey, wanna look at this pornography that somehow hasnโt gotten taken down by Tumblr yet?
mutual 14: [a pun so bad she gets put in the fucking Hague]
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 15: [21st reblog on the politics reblog chain where everyone is talking past each other and has zero intention of persuading anyone]
mutual 4: i need to FUCK that old man. what do you mean heโs dead
mutual 8: what if i fucked that old man. and we were both girls.
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#apparently people in the containment-breach sections of the notes are like ”tag yourself I’m mutual X” #I *am* one of Benedict’s mutuals and suspect I was part of the inspiration behind mutual 9 #(which I have not seen *anyone* tag themselves as) #(though there might be some buried in here somewhere) #(and I guess people who are mutual 9 are probably statistically less likely to reblog things) #however I *will* have you know that #we here at Brinens and Things have only the finest artisanally handcrafted links to underground social-media sites with ten users #:) #(on a related noteโ now that the feature freeze on my comment roundup is finally over #it’s about time I started sifting through this giant pile of Tumblr tabs) #(*counts* …about 61โ depending on how you count) #((I won’t actually end up reblogging all of them: some were just videos-waiting-for-me-to-set-up-my-earbuds and stuff like that)) #((and some I will decide against reblogging upon reflection)) #((but stillโ looks like the queue will be chewing through that for a while)) #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #tag rambles
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