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Weird Sun Twitter

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responsible-reanimation:

Sometimes, you find one of those things that’s so singularly weird and amazing that you kick yourself for not knowing about it earlier.

Weird Sun Twitter is one of those things for me.

It’s a network of Twitter accounts who all share the following qualities:

     Using some discolored/weird sun as a profile picture.

     Having a name in the format [X] of [Y].

     Tweeting puns, smartass wordplay, surreal humor, and noun phrases.

     Referencing/mocking This is Just to Say, this Neil DeGrasse Tyson tweet, and Ozymandias among a lot of other things.

The overall effect is this beautiful hybrid of dril, Welcome to Night Vale, and the Oracle at Delphi.

My personal favorites:

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Clone of Snow has a neat premise: combining every single meme with every single other meme. It’s a really neat mechanized form of ‘humor.’

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intern-gershwin-palmer:

spacetwinks:

turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass

this is exactly what an arthur conan doyle self insert would look like

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copperbadge:

resplendeo:

team-free-will-on-skaro:

spooky-ophelia:

kiyala:

isozyme:

Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.

Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus

#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)

theboredomisdeadly

Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?

clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away

possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice

*Hagrid sits up*

“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” 

*lies down*

*Sirius climbs on motorbike*

*Hagrid sits up again*

“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”

*Motorbike zooms off*

*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*

“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” 

*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*

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meaninglessmonicker:

ilzolende:

Share how you feel.

[image description: The text “RentalQuale”. The word “Rental” is black and in Fira Sans, a simple sans-serif font, with a somewhat thin (“Book”) line weight. The word “Quale” is in Pecita, a cursive font that looks somewhat like handwriting, in a sky-blue color.]

“Welcome to RentalQuale, you’re guaranteed to feel something or your money back.”

“Yes, could I see your largest bird?”

“What? Oh, you’re thinking of Quails. We only have Quales. With an e.”

“Oh, well now I’m disappointed”

“Glad to hear it. That’ll be $10.45″

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