rustingbridges:

these days people link to twitter and even in the case that a thread looks interesting I simply cannot read it. 1/11 ok but where are the other ten. there’s nothing on the page that shows them and half of the links 401. I hope people will eventually start posting interesting things on platforms that support sharing


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#yes this #for now it remains possible to circumvent this with third-party interfaces #but someday the last vestiges of Nitter will die and that will be the end of Twitter #Twitter #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

ophthalmotropy:

Pick a mundane superpower

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#hmm #skip dialogue: I feel like this is not a substantial problem in my life #coffee: there’s probably some perpetual-motion hack here given the thermodynamics violation‚ but it’s once a day‚ so it doesn’t scale well #dust-repelling: define ”my” belongings; most of the dusty things bothering me belong de jure to my parents #volume control: very good‚ but not *as* good as ones later on the list‚ so no #weather manipulation: probably some physics-violating stunts you can pull with this one‚ but God knows what they are #schedule-memory: probably some hacks here to let you use it for other stuff‚ but the central use is not a substantial problem in my life #inventory: oh wow that’s tempting #what counts as an item? is there a weight limit? #would I‚ say‚ get rotting vegetable juice on *other* items if I left a vegetable in there too long‚ or no? #concentration: I thought this was great at first‚ but then I realised it’s almost strictly inferior to the selective-drug-immunity option #because you can just do a lot of stimulants and nope the tolerance and anxiety and whatnot #the stims *are* free with this option‚ but then you can’t use it on other drugs #information search: can I look up where to find information on how best to exploit this? I feel like there’s a *lot* going on here #do-overs: would be very hard to decide which days to use it on‚ also I have serious ethical doubts about collapsing timelines #(though you could instead violate the spirit of this answer and simply isolate yourself during one day each week) #(spending two subjective days reading and studying and other such things-that-aren’t-about-having-an-impact-on-the-external-world) #(meanwhile the rest of the world experiences the two timelines as identical and isn’t losing anything by having the first one destroyed) #scent: do I magically know when something is bad even when it wouldn’t otherwise have smelled bad? #if so: viscerally tempting but probably not the single best option here #if not: meh‚ I can just break out the scent-blocking respirator filters‚ I don’t need magic for this #selective drug immunity: …there’s stiff competition‚ but I’m going with this one #you get so much option-space to experiment with drugs that have any chance whatsoever of fixing any of your problems #knowing there’s no downside apart from the cost of obtaining them #drugs that previously weren’t worth using because the side effects were too severe–I’m looking at you‚ zinc acetate–become useful #and as I age and acquire chronic ailments‚ I may well someday have a med constellation as complicated and delicate as my mom’s #at which point I would *very deeply* appreciate not having frequent nausea and dizziness #(I wonder if you can do‚ like‚ hyper-chemotherapy-type things with this) #(take poisons that would normally kill both you and whatever ~parasites you’re suffering from‚ and then survive while they still die) #(it might not be fine-grained enough for that‚ but even so)

foone:

Anomalous Item #4742: A set of 173 VHS tapes with blank labels.

When a tape label is filled out (there are provided fields for title, director, and year) and then placed into any functioning VCR, the film listed will play, regardless of if it existed before the tape was played.

This was first believed to be an effect limited to the tapes, ie, the tapes were somehow generating the movie themselves through some method similar to AI art generation, but after initial tests were performed the paratime division discovered the effect is actually antichronological: when played, the tapes don’t simply create the movie named, they alter the past so that the movie mentioned was created.

Thus, after a tape is labeled and played, it can be found on streaming services and in DVD rental stores. The directors, if still alive, will recall making the film, and actors who were active at the time the film was “made” will have anecdotes about events that happened in the film.

This can have ripple effects as well; during the 9th test, the film Big Trouble in Little China, 1986, directed by John Carpenter, was created. Besides the immediate effects of creating a new film that hadn’t existed, an indirect effect was that the film Alien 2, 1985, John Carpenter, ceased to exist. Instead, the sequel to the 1979 film Alien (directed by Ridley Scott)was titled Aliens and directed by James Cameron. It’s believed that by adding a new movie to the timeline of John Carpenter’s direction, he no longer had time to direct one of the works he had directed in the original timeline, as he would have been busy directing the newly-added film, and directing roles therefore passed to another director.

Use of the tapes can also implicitly affect the lifespan of directors. In test #17, Researcher J. Calhoun attempted to generate a film that couldn’t possibly exist: a prequel to a film made by a director who had died decades beforehand.

According to paratime research, the writing of “Star Wars: Episode 1, 1999, George Lucas” on the tape and the subsequent viewing undid the 1981 death of Mr. Lucas, causing Star Wars: Episode 6: Revenge of the Jedi to come out in 1983 instead of 1985, be titled “Return of the Jedi” instead, and it would be directed by George Lucas instead of Steven Spielberg.

This obviously had additional effects as it didn’t merely extend the lifespan of George Lucas by an additional 18 years: at time of writing in 2022, he is still alive at the age of 78. It’s therefore believed that the object doesn’t unnaturally extend the lifespan of the director, it instead reshapes the flow of time so that any events that would stop them from filming the listed movie do not happen.

After discovery of their history altering nature, the remaining anomalous objects have been locked in secure storage at site #22. No further testing is authorized, and emergency use requires level #6 authorization, which will only be granted in the face of imminent disaster requiring paratime remedies.

Article update[2022-11-20]: an incident occurred where it was discovered that former researcher K. Synnol had acquired one of the tapes (see investigation document 2483 for details) and was attempting to use it for history modification, without approval. The paratime division detected the impending history alteration and an assault team was dispatched. Synnol was apprehended before they could complete the use of the tape, however the label WAS filled out but the tape remained unwatched. What effects, if any, the partial use of the anomalous artifact would have on the timeline is unknown, but in previous testing the film only came into being when the labeled tape was placed into a VCR and watched.

See photo attachment #2, below, for artifact 1B, recovered after the Synnol event.

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#Goncharov #storytime #unreality cw #amnesia cw? #death tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

changeling-droneco asked: as youre very both old school fandom and also someone who works to preserve old fandom content, what do you think is the best way to print off and preserve fanfics? I’ve been wanting to start to move my many many many archived pdfs into actual physical copies but ive been way too intimidated to really look deep into it so I was wondering if you had a preference

prismatic-bell:

Okay, so.

My preference is “yes.” Yes, I want you to archive them. Yes, I want you to save them. I’ve worked to preserve 1960s teen pulp mags, for fuck’s sake, it can’t get much worse than that, and I’m grateful to have them.

With that said, pick any or all of the following options to make your physical printouts last longer:

–select acid-free paper
–bind by sewing, not stapling
–store in archival sleeves, like the ones you use for old comic books

And now, pick any or all of the following options to make my life easier as a historian (or, you know, the lives of the historians who come after me):

–include the title
–include the author’s name
–include the fandom name
–include which version of the canon, if relevant (e.g. the OG Transformers show vs the Michael Bay movies)
–include the date, or at least year, of publication
–include the summary
–include the site of origin, including the URL

All of these things are called provenance and help not only to identify a specific work, but to place it within its cultural context. As an amusing example: I recently got into James Bond, and decided to go through every fic in the main pairing tag, in chronological order. There came a point where suddenly, out of nowhere, there were like two solid pages of nothing but A/B/O, which I previously had not seen at all. I had a suspicion, so I looked it up, and sure enough–those two pages appeared within just a couple of weeks of the corresponding Supernatural episode. Having publication dates let me determine that. If I were a historian trying to piece together a long-ago puzzle instead of going “lol I live on the hellsite, I bet I know exactly where this came from,” that would be a huge datapoint. I could probably find a similar sudden explosion in other fandoms, as well–and if we’re going far enough in the future, if Supernatural were to just vanish off the face of the planet along with its entire fandom, historians could still trace that it existed and even determine some of its events based on when certain tropes begin to appear in other fandoms. And further, the fact that its tropes and major events appear in so many other fandoms would allow those historians to say “this must have been a very, very popular story.” (This isn’t just me making shit up to sound important, by the way. This is literally how we have records of a lot of things throughout antiquity and even into the Renaissance. The more copies there are of something, or the more references that are made to a thing in other things, the more likely it is for at least part of it to survive. This is literally how we know about Shakespeare’s two lost plays–he was a popular enough playwright that quartos of his plays were advertised for sale.)

Whew! Now let’s get into stuff you could do that would make me, as a historian, scream with delight if I were to open your folder full of labeled, acid-free fanfiction fifty years from now:

–write a little something about why you picked this particular fic to preserve in hard copy when doing so is bulky and time-consuming compared to the easy instant storage of the internet, yes, even if your reason is “I’m trying not to use my phone in bed because the screen keeps me awake but this story is soothing to reread”
–write a little something about who you are, even if it’s just “my name is X, my age is Y, I live in Z, I printed this out in 2022”

And last but not least:

Marginalia. Marginalia. Marginalia, my beloved. That’s when you write your thoughts in the columns on the sides, underline stuff, circle it, and so on. Having marginalia means I actually get a window into your thoughts as you read–your perspective, stuff that stuck out to you, places the story made you feel some kind of serious emotion. And yes, this goes for everything. Villain A kills Hero B and you write “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” in the margin, that tells Future Historian Me that you really loved Hero B, you were invested in seeing her succeed, and that this scene really resonated with you. One of my most treasured possessions in the fandom museum is a copy of the novelization of the Help! movie the Beatles did. This particular copy is very worn–unsurprising, it was a cheap paperback even when it was printed–but also, its original owner apparently took it to the movie theatre and

wrote notes in the margins indicating all the things happening onscreen that weren’t in the book. What does this tell me? WELL. Let’s go ahead and take a look:

1) the written ink doesn’t look any newer than the book, so I’m guessing a little when I say this was the original owner and in the theatre, but I have an actual datapoint I’m basing that on
2) based on handwriting and the main demographic of the Beatles audience at the time, this was a young woman, probably a teenager.
3) she went to see the movie more than once (some notes are in pencil, some in ink, but the handwriting is all the same)
4) she was dedicated to making sure every moment of the movie was preserved. This was an era before home video players, so once the movie left theatres, she had no guarantee of seeing it again.
5) while the book is worn, it’s not beaten all to shit. It was read a lot, but there’s no evidence it was mistreated, so it was probably a prized or at least respected possession.

What can I extrapolate from this, with the understanding that I mean “what theories can I reasonably form but not prove”? Well. She was probably a pretty big fan, since she went to see the movie at least twice and also bought the book. Maybe she wanted to keep the story after the movie was gone. Maybe she was looking for answers for some teen mag contest like “find these things in the Help! movie and win a chance to meet the Beatles.” Maybe she had a friend who wasn’t allowed to go to the movie. You know what the most tantalizing possibility is to me, although I’ll never be able to prove it and actual ethics as a historian mean I can only present it as one among many possibilities? Maybe she did it as a source reference for writing fanfiction. We don’t know. We can’t know, because I have no idea who the original owner was or if she’s even still alive and no way to trace her. But that? In terms of fandom history, that is a fucking gold mine. Pure 24-karat all through. From a strictly historical view, that’s worth more than the animation cel I’ve got in there, and I paid over a hundred bucks for that thing.

So yeah! That was a lot of words to say “just do it.” But there’s your answer!

changeling-droneco:

Oh this is super helpful I had never even HEARD of acid-free paper before this, and I had no idea how important things like dates and notes in the margins could be! Also gives me an excuse to practice sewing again for the first time in years if stapling isn’t the best idea. I still have plenty of my own research to do because I care deeply about a lot of these stories and I want to do them justice. I’m also just really glad there’s people like you who go “Who cares if its a shitty first attempt? I have worse and I love it immensely not just despite of it but in some ways because of it!” it really takes the edge of my anxiety about not being perfect.

prismatic-bell:

LAST TIME, ON “NINA BLOGS FANDOM HISTORY”:

Make me scream in glee by doing these things!

@sailorzeo can confirm she just saw me do just that, when she handed me an old book of printed fanfiction (actual quote upon her finding it: “SQUEEAK!!”). I’m looking through it right now, and when I say whatever you write, WHATEVER you write, provides provenance and context?

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This is from 1996. Today it would almost certainly be measured in total word count. But in Ye Olde Days, you had to watch how much content you were putting per part because dial-up was slow and people wanted to read their fic when they were still young; measuring in pages or K/KB (kilobytes, not thousands) was the standard.

This is literally a look at the customs of fandom before broadband or even DSL were widespread. And it’s a single handwritten page. Look at everything there! How Zeo (and the author) chose to organize it; the length compared to modern-day fic; the way it’s segmented. (Looking at the fic itself, the formatting is also way different than modern formatting. Good, but different.)

And at least in theory, via the Wayback Machine or archive.org, I could still go find this fic online, because the name of the webpage is included on the printouts.

WRITE. YOUR. PROVENANCE.

starsdreaming:

I’m going to add a little bit that will make historians love you even more when you write the provenance down. Add the date you downloaded the fic.

When you are sourcing online information for research papers and the like, you have to put the date you found the info, because it can change on the web page. The information on the reference page is roughly

“Author, title, journal name, volume, number, year, url, date accessed” or

“Author, title, url, date accessed” for something short

prismatic-bell:

Important addition.

moreroads:

…..i have thousands of words worth of comments that Ive left on fic. many that have been replied to and that I still have access to download also……

do….do historians want that too?

@prismatic-bell

prismatic-bell:

YEP.

Just the idea thrills me. Comments are a form of marginalia! They’re sharing your thoughts, but with the author this time. The fact that we can do that so instantly is unmatched in history and it absolutely changes the way people engage with the text.


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#history #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #fandom #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once #P.S. this‚ the only Backup Awareness Week post that was *already* in my queue before Backup Awareness Week hit #concludes our queue of Backup Awareness Week posts #be safe out there #(P.P.S. this afternoon‚ 2023-11-10‚ I was thinking over which fics to maybe do this with while I was washing dishes) #(this dusk I saw the post again while rearranging my queue) #(and‚ I want you to know‚ an hour later a new chapter of ”Give These People a Break” came out) #(and…yeah‚ if I end up doing this I’m doing that one first) #(it is important to know that you are not alone)

reimeichan:

PSA: If you are using Pluralkit or Tubberbox, go save your avatar files NOW.

Discord has been implementing a feature where direct links to images uploaded to Discord will no longer work after 24 hours. If you want more information, please check out this post by twilight-sparkle-irl. As Pluralkit and Tubberbox both use the direct links for images uploaded to discord for member avatars, this will likely affect these two bots.

I’ve talked to the Pluralkit devs and they have informed me that Pluralkit and Tubberbox devs are in talks with Discord to see how this will affect the bots. No updates as of yet but once I hear anything I’ll update this post.

In the meanwhile, I highly suggest everyone to save alter avatars if they can. I’ll be providing a link to an external tool that you can use in the reblogs of this post.

UPDATE: One of the helpers/mods for Pluralkit/Tupperbox has made a post about the situation. I definitely recommend people to read it when they can. If Tumblr breaks the link, I have a reblogged version of this post with the link there.


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#the PSAs I’ve seen focus mostly on Pluralkit et al because it’s easier to overlook the effects on them #but this does also mean that in general‚ using Discord as an image host in non-Discord places is going to break #so here is your warning to go and settle your Discord-image-hosting affairs #(TBH Discord should never have allowed completely unrestricted image hosting in the first place) #(it was never going to last: all that allowing it does is) #(encourage your users to come to rely on something that will inevitably be yanked out from under them) #((I feel like the overall impression I’ve gotten from all the various posts about enshittification and zero-interest-rate phenomena)) #((is that we do not‚ actually‚ have a high enough tech level to pull off an image-heavy Internet)) #((we can pretend‚ for a while‚ but the debts come due)) #PSA #Discord #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #amnesia cw?

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lizardywizard:

THE BEAST has been FREED‼️

!

\o/

(time to go queue all those posts whose URLs I saved)

#now how do i back up my account

Here is a post I made a while back when someone was asking around about Tumblr backup methods.

(Update: it looks like ArchiveTeam was using grab-site or some other form of wpull, not wget.)


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#reply via reblog #oh look an update #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #amnesia cw? #…aaand lizardywizard isn’t following me on Tumblr and will not be notified that I reblogged this post #I guess I’d better PM them on Dreamwidth or something and let them know


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carpisuns:

friendly reminder for things you might have forgotten!

  • clothes in the washer
  • dinner in the oven
  • unanswered email/text/call
  • meat that needs to defrost
  • plants that need to be watered
  • garbage day
  • upcoming birthday or anniversary
  • the alamo

#thank you i have to water my alamo (lizardywizard)


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

sigmaleph:

suing tumblr for excluding common crawl from their robots.txt because my best chance at immortality is being digitally reconstructed based on this blog


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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(fortunately it remains possible to host copies of one’s blog somewhere crawlable) #(if you want digital immortality you gotta do it yourself) #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #death tw? #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

cheeseanonioncrisps:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

foldingfittedsheets:

quintessentialverbalized:

quintessentialverbalized:

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

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Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.


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#werewolves #art #story ideas I will never write #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(though I was already planning to reblog it before I got to that last comment) #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

endivinity:

pick a generally benign and mediocre power

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#look‚ in my defence the cacti-Wikipedia-page vandalism was for a good cause #(…hey‚ if I edit tangents into my personal Kiwix copy‚ does that count) #though the fanfic spider-sense *is* tempting #surveys #amnesia cw? #food mention #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once