queen-of-troy:

May: Has anyone seen Coulson? I can’t find him anywhere.

Skye: Hang on.

Skye: *clears throat*

Skye: CAPTAIN AMERICA IS THE WORST MOST BORING AVENGER

*pounding feet*

*door explodes open*

Coulson: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY

Skye: Found him

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Tags:

#MCU #Agents of SHIELD #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I’m not actually part of this fandom #but I’ve picked up enough to get this joke