andreashettle:

littlemissmutant:

hi tumblr would you like to hear the bedtime story that Alex made up for me on the bus home

So there’s this princess, and some dudebro prince wants to marry her and stuff, because that’s how these things work out. Dudebro’s like “I love you! Let’s get married!” and she’s like “Ew.” And he’s mad because she Just Doesn’t Realize how much he Really Truly Loves and Deserves her! so he pays an unscrupulous witch to put a curse on her so that she will fall into a deep sleep and only true love’s kiss will be able to wake her up.

So the princess falls into a big old sleep and her family is like Oh no! and they summon the best doctors, who gather around her and keep her in a big clean room and try to figure out what do. and her friends leave her flowers and her little dog sits outside the door and whines, and she doesn’t wake up. And then dudebro prince comes in like <ahem> “OH HEY LET ME TRY SOMETHING MAYBE IT WILL WORK” and he pecks her on the lips and like, she doesn’t wake up. Because he doesn’t love her. He doesn’t even know her. He just loves the idea of marrying a princess.

But now she’s still asleep and everyone’s out of ideas and the witch won’t even give Dudebro his money back because like, hey, the curse worked, he was the one who fucked up. Everyone is so sad because they can’t help the princess! Then one day her little dog squeezes past one of the doctors and runs into her room, jumps on her bed and licks her face. The princess wakes up.

Unfortunately she still has some lingering curse narcolepsy and will sometimes fall into an enchanted sleep while she’s trying to go about her business, so her dog becomes a service dog and his job is to give her kisses whenever she needs the spell to be broken again.

And they live happily ever after!

Service dog! Whose task is to give kisses!

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#fairy tales #adorable