Voyager

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captacorn:

ultralaser:

literally all you learn from the voyager opening credits is that it’s deliberately paced and tom paris is a bad driver

“tom don’t fly the ship through a fucking solar flare”

“tom planetary rings are mostly big ice crystals and they’ll damage the deflector and hull”

“tom we don’t even know what’s in this gas cloud, please don’t ‘hang ten’”

“tom stay away from that-”

“I’M GOING IN”

“TOM NO”

Every single one of these happened on the overnight when Harry was in charge and Tom was at the helm. Just FYI. 

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[Does anyone have a list (or better, a gif set?) of all the silliest lines from Voyager over the years? You know, like “get the cheese to sickbay” and “I feel like we’re being pecked to death by ducks” and “there’s coffee in that nebula!” so on and so forth? Cause I need such. Because of reasons.]

This would be a good idea for a GIF set…

Anyone ever make this?

There’s this one?

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kira-katrine:

q: hey helm boy

tom paris: what

q: if, hypothetically, you wanted to get kathryn janeway to mate with you and have your babies

q: how might you go about that

tom paris:

tom paris: you don’t want to know

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mezzotessitura:

I was looking up the possibility of getting a Janeway figure for my adventuresoftheminis blog and looked on Amazon but

Is this a joke

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#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #there’s coffee in that nebula! #(I note that when I type ”there’s coffee”) #(Tumblr’s ”popular tags” suggests I finish with ”in that nebula”) #it took me a moment to get the joke but it eventually clicked

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warp6:

some squares inspired by STV fandom humor, with special thanks to personal space tracker @galinaredreznikov and to @pixiedane for careful monitering of all space cloud activity

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#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”Crash” Chakotay) #(honestly I hadn’t even noticed any particular tendency for him to crash shuttles) #(but it seems plausible and it’s funny regardless) #bingo