gloriousunderstanding:

SEASON ONE

janeway: since not all of you are starfleet i want to go over away mission protocol before we beam down

janeway: first and foremost never become separated from your team

janeway: all teams must report to the bridge at least once every 24 hours

janeway: ensure that each of your teams has one emergency pack, consisting of one standard issue portable habitat, one medical supply kit, and two weeks worth of ration bars

janeway: and of course remember to always conduct yourself with the grace and dignity befitting your position

SEASON SEVEN

janeway: all right before i release you people on this unsuspecting planet let’s go over the rules

janeway: no ruining the economies of foreign nations

janeway: no getting eaten by giant worms

janeway: no pretending to be someone’s god to get free stuff

janeway: no acquiring stray children

janeway: no accidentally creating serial killers with your thoughts

janeway: no gladiatorial death matches

janeway: no barroom brawls

janeway: no aiding robots in their war for world domination

janeway: no sentient souvenirs imbued with the spirits of vengeful lovers

janeway: no selling drugs for your childhood friends

janeway: no getting kidnapped

janeway: no accidentally aiding totalitarian regimes

janeway: and finally

janeway: no getting arrested

janeway: i think that’s everything

tom: hehehehe

janeway: what

tom: YOU DIDN’T SAY WE HAVE TO WEAR PANTS

janeway: tom put some pants on

tom: YOU DIDN’T SAY IT

janeway: tom

tom: SEE YOU IN THREE DAYS

janeway:

janeway: tuvok

janeway: add pants to the list

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