runninupthatroad:


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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #I know this isn’t the first joke along these lines I’ve seen #it may not even be the first I’ve reblogged #but it’s still funny

an-gremlin:

spacecrobat:

Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco

It’s because everything comes in bulk there and costco has really good object instancing so it only has to construct the VBO for each kind of product once and then reshade it for individual instances, which gets you a big framerate improvement over the parking lot where one million unique cars are in view at any given time


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#unreality cw #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

The Krusty Krab Conspiracy

upsidedowncat:

Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front

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Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.

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Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag 

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does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.

But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia

So according to Wiki, it says

(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)-
   
“I am altering my course to port.”-
        “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” –
           
“You are running into danger.”-
               
“I wish to communicate with you.”

So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is. 


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#Spongebob Squarepants #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

buckykingofmemes:

buckykingofmemes:

tony is officially too sleep-deprived to function. the arm he just built me has seven fingers.

we’re bonding. but maybe tony shouldn’t watch movies while design-binging. or at least not Princess Bride.

(Tony’s shirt reads “You killed my father, prepare to die,” and Bucky’s says “Only Mostly Dead.”)

WOOOO GIFT FIC GIFT FIC GIFT FIC!!!

Check out this awesomness! 

Design Error (on AO3) by @the_genderman!

 It’s got aliens, it’s got caffeine, and best of all, it’s got seven fingers!

(It’s also gen-ship, gen-rated, and just over a thousand words, and I love it.)


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#Marvel #fanfic #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #Princess Bride #fanart

A joke one of my friends told me today

scorched-wings:

So. Doctor Doom has built a castle which, in order to get inside, you need to break down all its walls. So the Hulk breaks down the first wall rather easily. Drax breaks down the second wall with a little more difficulty, but still with very little effort. The Thing shatters the third wall with impressive strength after weakening it first.

And for the fourth wall, Deadpool simply looks up.

” Am I supposed to be the punchline of this joke? “


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#Marvel #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog