Anonymous asked: can i suggest mad scientist!carlos

shayvaalski:

Carlos has learned that it pays to be plain spoken, with Cecil. Or things go rather oddly. He ends up explaining things that should be obvious, or he ends up with questionable gifts, or laughter where there shouldn’t be any.

So he says, quite calmly he thinks, “I am angry with you, Cecil.”

He can actually see the stages Cecil’s expression goes through, but he can’t react fast enough. First, a sort of mournfulness, then a thoughtful glaze, and then something Cecil probably thinks is innocence but is more like glee. Carlos sighs.

“Would that,” Cecil says, and it is clearly taking everything he has not to grin, “make you a mad scientist?”


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#Welcome to Night Vale #puns #(also you can reblog asks now) #(yay for added functionality!)

To prove a point to my mom, reblog if you are or are over the age of 13 and you still dress up for Halloween

{{OP by toby-0r-not-toby}}


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#not only do I still go out #I use a Winnie the Pooh costume #it’s nice and warm on the chilly October night #and it’s very good age camouflage #I haven’t visibly aged since I was about twelve #and what nineteen-year-old would be seen in a Winnie the Pooh outfit? #(answer: one that wants candy) #(also it honours my favourite teddy)

wretchedsilence:

echolalaphile:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

OMFG LATINING LOOK

Oh shit


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#dammit Eris #(but were they *actually* fighting about it?) #(or did they feel obligated to knowing how the story goes?)

moebius-stripper:

World-shattering realization.


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#this is me out for a walk #being a Generic Passer-by #but remember folks #protagonists save the world #but without us NPCs it wouldn’t be worth saving #I am a coward and I suffer routine-withdrawal easily #I’m basically Bilbo Baggins without the saving grace of being able to think on my feet #I’m a flavour character #but that means that wherever I go I make the world a little richer #a little more vibrant #NPC pride #tag rambles #I’ve had this rant floating around my head for a while now actually

trekgate:

#file this episode under ‘what is there not to love?’ (agapi42)

It’s a plague plot. I don’t know about you, but I never completely recovered from watching the miniseries of The Stand as a kid.


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#macroviruses are so anti-awesome that they can drown out even Janeway #and that is saying something #Star Trek #Voyager

lady-davison:

whimsicalspecks:

legsxeleven:

whimmy-bam:

reichenballs:

mrjackles:

the-bookmobile:

Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Why is this a thing that exists?

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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I take it back; Monks are definitely cool.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS AWESOME

MOTHER OF SWEET MERCIFUL DOG I AM GONE BYE

A song about loneliness being sung by a choir.


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#the incongruity of it is an interesting effect #even before you get into the sound of it #also the album is called ‘Masters of Chant Chapter V’ #so clearly there’s a lot more where this came from #music #neat