imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled
And hardly anyone understands what the hell is going on, except for those three other muggle-born kids who are laughing their asses off.
Imagine it becoming a problem and Dumbledore ends up banning it but secretly he’s laughing his ass off
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#Harry Potter
They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!
*tucks lilac in helmet strap*
#towels and lilacs and lightsabers oh my (justice-turtle)
My thoughts exactly.
Handy tip: do not wear the lilac near your head (chest level is too close) unless you like having everything taste of lilac. (I always assumed Yankee Candle just wasn’t capturing the scent very well, but then I actually smelled lilac and found it really is that bad.)
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#Geek Pride Day #my next-door neighbour’s lilac tree is blooming later this year #right now it only has one sprig of flowers open #not enough to spare a couple for us #(the handy tip is from last year’s experience)
One of several comics collected in CUTTINGS, the upcoming Johnny Wander book! It’s up for preorder on Kickstarter right now!
Fact: Cecilia has a secret fondness for elephants. There are small figurines scattered around her apartment!
Johnny Wander is awesome! And I especially enjoy their Girl with the Skeleton hand comics.
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#Girl with the Skeleton Hand #comic #death #ghost #neat
I spent all that time rambling about gods, when really, I could’ve just linked to the relevant TVtrope.
I’m a Naytheist. Boom. Easy.
Seems to me that if “monolatrism” is acknowledging many gods but only worshiping one, then acknowledging gods but not worshiping them should be “alatrism”. The main problem with that is probably that latreia is a sufficiently uncommon root to make “alatrist” unintuitive. (I don’t know about you, but looking at it written down I can’t even tell it’s “a-latrist” rather than “ala-trist”.)
Mind you, to me “naytheist” reads like a synonym of “maltheist”, so I’m not sure it would actually be any worse on the intuitiveness front.
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#reply via reblog #language #alatrism #should be a word #I have actually thought so for several years #but it’s never really come up
how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?
gluten tag
i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement
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#joke #puns
DM: In the coffin, you find a book.
Bard: I sense motive on the book.
Rogue: I stake the book in the heart.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Some spacesuits are better than others. This one has good visibility and a stout tether, but very bad gloves.
i know i just made a post about this but i figured i’d make one with more information!
is there anyone in the san antonio/austin area (TX) who would be willing/able to take this kitty? she showed up on my back porch a few weeks ago and i’ve been feeding and taking care of her since then, but i’m moving to austin and i’m not going to be able to take her with me. the other cats that hang around the apartment complex are very aggressive and violent and i’m terrified they’re going to attack her if i’m not there.
she’s a female tortoiseshell kitten that’s about 5-6 months old and weighs around 4-5 pounds. i doubt she’s been spayed or has gotten shots but she’s a healthy weight and very energetic and appears to be in overall good health otherwise.
she’s VERY friendly, affectionate, and playful. she loves large crowds of people and lets you pick her up and cuddle her and carry her around. she’s almost constantly purring and chirping at you. she’s basically the perfect kitten — i just can’t take her with me!
right now she’s at my san antonio apartment and i’m in austin, but i would be willing to drive and get her and bring her to either austin or san antonio if anyone could take her! i’d also be willing to cover the basic preliminary care costs (spaying, shots) which most shelters estimate is about $40. I WILL LITERALLY PAY YOU TO TAKE THIS KITTEN.
i would just be heartbroken to have to leave her there. most shelters here aren’t adopting cats or make you wait through an applications process and i don’t have time for that with my current moving/work schedule.
please let me know if you can adopt her!!! by 5/26 would be ideal! message me here
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#signal boost #cat #adorable #what a cutie
