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comparativelysuperlative:

shlevy:

shlevy:

brin-bellway:

allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

So, one of those mass-mind-control plots by well-intentioned extremists.

 (tag via comparativelysuperlative)

Reblogging for that superlative tagging.

Wow I’m sure this is not a coincidence but I was not consciously aware of using the term “superlative” when reblogging from comparativelysuperlative

YESSSSS, my plot to control everyone’s subconscious is finally coming to fruition! Once this post achieves a mere forty-seven thousand notes, everyone will be well-rested and love their job! Muahahahaha!

 
 
 
 
 

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #it got better #(it’s up to 47.5k notes) #(and I am not well-rested) #(your mind control is not powerful enough to overcome the effects of having to share a sofa bed with my brother)

warlocksmith:

Remember the 50’s, the good old days?  Neighborhoods were safe to walk at night, men were men and women were women, the long summer days never seemed to end and you could walk hand in hand with your best gal into the local space-time anomaly and never be seen again.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(it occurs to me they aren’t technically hand-in-hand) #(but still)

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brin-bellway:

allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

So, one of those mass-mind-control plots by well-intentioned extremists.

(comparativelysuperlative)


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns


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allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

So, one of those mass-mind-control plots by well-intentioned extremists.


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#overly literal interpretations #(well okay maybe not *literal*) #(but it seems like it would go well with the other stuff in that tag) #look it’s not *my* fault that when I considered the phrase ‘well rested’ #the second thing that came to mind (after the intended meaning) was the Man with the Red Eyes describing IT’s embrace


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feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog