letstalkabouttrek:

I just realized that the episode where they pilot a Jem’Hadar ship

the ship that doesn’t have any chairs on it

is called “A Time to Stand”

that is officially the best and worst pun of all time oh my god


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arosameen:

bajor petitioning starfleet for copies of sisko’s personal logs bc he’s their emissary and since hq’s always been really nervous about that they just say that since he’s only been gone a week a lot of the information in there is still sensitive, so no. 

fast forward like a century and someone finds this old file full of requests from bajor for some officer’s personal logs, so whatever, they send it over. cut to bajor basically flipping their shit bc while they’ve had tons of primary sources from everyone who met the emissary, talked to him, was friends with him, they didn’t have much in his own voice bc most everything he had to say went in his starfleet logs.it’s all anyone can talk about for months, some people don’t even go to work on the day it comes out bc they’re marathoning through, temples have an unexpected off day. 

meanwhile the clerk who sent it out has their superior officer standing over them glaring intently. ‘how was i supposed to know it was That sisko? everyone just says the emissary!’ 


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ds9vgrconfessions:

frontier001:

teroknortailor:

bibliothekara:

Staring at Star Trek maps TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE FUCK EVERYTHING IS

(from this blog )

If you flip the Cardassian symbol on its side, it actually kinda looks like the shape of the Cardassian union!

While not perfect, this book (“Star Trek: Star Charts”) is just so full of yummy awesomeness in a fanboy way.  Cause finally, you could make more sense of the Trek universe than ever before.  Even if some choices didn’t make any sense or something contradicted itself.  The maps have since been adopted by pretty much anyone/everyone when needed.

I even re-created this one with some heavy modifications for a never-got-off-the-ground PBEM RPG I was going to do. 

Star Trek Online used these as a source, I think. Well, until they went to the Delta Quadrant and decided to compress 7 years and 70,000 light years into 2 sector grids of 3 sectors each… :S

It’s nice knowing where stuff is though.  It gives it… dimension? 


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2.8 – A Matter of Honor

sttngfashion:

Astute reader Brandon Z pointed out that the Klingon exchange program covered in Sins of the Father showed the “Riker on a Klingon ship” half of the exchange in this episode. As Brandon puts it:

“You’ll get some Klingon fashion, a guide to Klingon cuisine, and Riker and Picard at a phaser firing range – other than that it’s uniforms.  And Riker indeed gets punched in the face, though it is the Klingon ladies that hit on him.”

GET IT, KLINGON LADIES.

So the episode starts with this quintessential Riker/Wesley shot:

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Riker: YOU WANNA GO? HUH? BRO? Wesley: what if I had a mauve sweater 

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