“According to my map, I have no idea where we are”
Travel: Walking on Ice
Avoid slipping by walking like a penguin.
Fact: About 60 people die each year in the US as a result of slipping on ice. This is about as many that will die from a tornado.
Reblogging for people who are having cold weather they’re not used to! Please stay safe <3
THIS DOES WORK.
Trust the Canadian who walks like this from December to March. It may look mildly goofy, but in winter everybody already does (bobble hats with hockey team logos on!), and it’s really nice to not have to worry so much about falling on your arse.
As someone who was born in Minnesota and has wintered there a few times in my adult life: This is the walk you want.
I can definitely attest to this.
Yes this! Although sometimes I forget. Literally fell tonight and hit my head on a tire. So be careful out there everyone.
Tags:
#the more you know #hmm #I never thought about it like this #I just take very small steps when faced with ice #which I suppose amounts to almost the same thing
these are getting more elaborate and less good by the minute but Church had to get his aim from somewhere
#[panel 1: cloaked tex in an innie facility] #[panel 2: cloaked tex hitting a switch and opening an escape route] #[panel 3: cloaked tex jumping out the escape route while flipping off the innies] #[panel 4: tex: ‘this is agent texas reporting in. i got the intel. ready for evac.’ director: ‘did anyone see you?’] #[panel 5: tex: ‘i don’t fuckin’ know command. why does it matter?’] #[panel 6: director *in dramatic closeup* ‘we must leave NO EVIDENCE’] #[panel 7: director hits a button marked LAZER very dramatically] #[panel 8: MOI firing at the planet with a LAZER NOISE] #[panel 9: giant explosion just to the left of the facility] #[panel 10: tex staring] #[panel 11: tex: ‘you fucking missed’] (eponymous-rose)
Tags:
#Red vs Blue #fanart #comic #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
steveandbucky:
Boys
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#Tumblr: a User’s Guide #seems legit #(I don’t recognise the name Natalie Dormer) #(but I expect if you explained to me who she is I would recognise the explanation) #(*asks Wikipedia*) #(okay maybe not) #(I mean she was in Mockingjay but that’s about it)
Let’s do a tag game where we don’t use words, just commonly put together letters:
- co
- ie
- ta
- po
- sc
- si
- bl
- mu
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#’built for comfort and world domination’ is a nice tagline #’I mean that’s an awful thing to do to a sapient being and all but I knew it’ #’New Jersey’ is always written in the ocean with an arrow pointing to the state it’s referring to #’oh god this shit has actually become popular what does that say about us’ #(‘no release no *escape*’) #’Invisible Bonds’ and ‘Not Yet Dead’ got me through the Stomach Bug from Hell #(‘oh isn’t it that Eiffel 65 song ‘I’m Blue’?’) #(I find it kind of amusing that *every* ASMR explanation I’ve read explicitly says it’s completely non-sexual) #tag games
That… actually seems like a really smart idea?
I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth.
that’s seriously brilliant
My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour.
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#dog #adorable #Great Pig of Honour
“Darmok” is basically what happens when the memes win, isn’t it?
“Grumpy Cat, his eyes uncovered.”
“Alpine ibexes, on the mountainside.”
::passes the salt to poemsandequations::
“None pizza with left beef.”
“Spiders Georg, in his cave!”
“Dashcon, when the ball pit fell.”
“Fry, his eyes narrowed.”
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#Star Trek #TNG #yeah pretty much #interesting to note that tribbletron and I interpreted ‘alpine ibexes on the mountainside’ #differently #I figured it was ‘I need and/or strongly desire this thing’ without itself specifying what the thing was
Classic Who + Fifty Shades of Grey
At first I thought these were from bad smutfic.
I wasn’t *wrong* …
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#Doctor Who #Fifty Shades of Grey #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I knew what it was when I saw the first one #’inner goddess’ gives it away
