I am Groot. (Rocket Raccoon 005)
oh my heart
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#Guardians of the Galaxy #comic
I am Groot. (Rocket Raccoon 005)
oh my heart
Tags:
#Guardians of the Galaxy #comic
I love Tom Paris but in the early days of this show its like someone managed to bottle roguish-yet-likable young hotshot white dude protagonist who everyone hates because he fucked up something while trying to be good enough for his strict father and now has to redeem himself, y’know?
I mean he gets better but all they had to do was change one thing, man. One thing. Imagine. Tom Paris but asexual instead of a wannabe lady killer. Tom Paris but he’s a hotshot xenolinguist instead of a pilot. Tom Paris but Admiral Paris is actually his mom. Tom Paris but he’s lost his ability to fake cheerful bravado while in prison and is mostly just really quiet and sullen. Tom Paris but he’s Andorian instead of human, which would as a bonus make him also not male because no one I care to associate with would turn down an extra-canonical novel’s perfectly good alien gender worldbuilding. Anything. ONE THING.
Admiral Paris being his mom would be so fucking good.
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#Star Trek #Voyager #yes this

Nice to know they have dyson hand dryers on the enterprise
LOLOLOL THATS
THATS EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS
Oh my god
HOW DID I MISS THIS OMFG
#good to know the reboot is keeping up the classic ST tradition #of finding random modern day items that look kind of weird #and putting them on the set #and then just saying FUTURE #in a loud voice (cakehorse)
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#Star Trek #AOS
Ok ok but has anyone considered the relative size of cats compared to dwarves? They must seem huge! A dwarf having a pet cat would be sort of like Katherine Hepburn having that pet leopard in “Bringing Up Baby!” Basically what I’m saying is more dwarves with pet cats (maybe on little gold leashes) please and kthx.
Cats with saddlebags.
Cats raised by hand from kittenhood to facilitate training, and increase bonding and loyalty with their owners.
Cats a better animal for life in underground spaces because they can navigate in minimal levels of light just as well as the dwarves.
Cats doing what cats have always done, which is get rid of small pests by eating them, which makes them so useful the dwarves can’t even say.
Cats dwarves can’t ride, but bond with and care for and snuggle with at the end of the day.
Mostly cats with saddlebags.
I WANT THIS.
Dude, a small wildcat would be a serviceable steed for a dwarf, too.
Domestic cats for guarding food stores and helping to carry things in their little kitty saddlebags, and keeping their dwarves warm with lots of snuggles. Cats for the regular working joes, and for families. And then your warrior dwarves with their stocky, fierce lynx companions. Either works as a companion to hunters, leaving the caves for the forests— the cats always feel at a bit of a loss when stalking prey with dwarven hunters, with how much noise they make… but they make the best of the situation, they do their best to demonstrate proper technique.
Elves shocked that such silent, graceful creatures love the company of dwarves so, when they really do seem an elvish animal. Elves pouting when their own pet cats flock to visiting dwarven dignitaries, purring and chirruping and being very interested in all the smells of the dwarves’ cats that cling to their cloaks.
Yesss <3333333 all of that.
CATS GROOMING DWARVES’ BEARDS.
Japanese photographer Chino Otsuka’s took old photos from her childhood and put pictures of her present self in them, creating lovely double self-portraits.
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#photography #art #if caught time travelling pin the evidence on Photoshop

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
(Found from FYCD.)
This is so perfect.
Oh my god, yes. Next time the Ad Sales department submits a piece that’s entirely in passive voice, instead of trying to explain it (which never works) or just rewriting it (which just pisses them off), I’m going to insert “by zombies” everywhere and give it back to them.
Mind = blown [by zombies]
theparadoxymoron, have your students been taught this yet?
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#zombies #grammar #my past self has good taste #(this post was already liked)
My Kickstarter Campaign for the plushie velociraptor is live! Click here!
Here’s your chance to get your hands on some Velociraptor-themed goodies!
I’m so excited! Thanks everyone!
Please signal-boost if you like!
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#dinosaur #plushie #neat