The 2 birds per stone factoid is actually a statistical error. Astroid Georg, who fell from the sky and killed 38 billion birds, is an outlier and should never have been counted.
[ID: a tweet by “CUBOSH’ (@/cubosh) that reads:
realization:
the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earths history
/end ID]
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#dinosaurs #death tw #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(for the record 38 billion seems to be a made-up figure) #(but the joke stands) #Spiders Georg
Oh shit this blew up Um I wanna address that he has plenty of space other than this window
He has this entire one right next to it with a blankie and he uses it exclusively for people watching. He really only goes to the other window when he decides to be A Menace
really fucked up that the kids in animorphs went onto a construction site without appropriate PPE
Will fight you
that would also be a violation of safety standards
They don’t work there, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration has no power over them!
They were literally recruited there!
You show me one goddamn paycheck they received from Elfangor!
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#Animorphs #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.
You’re doing the Gods’ work my dude
what’s the truth op
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#Mythbusters #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #death tw? #D&D
@ms-demeanor personally i’m on board for this whole “fundamental aspects of physics are toxins” thing. i for one think we need to purge our bodies of the weak interaction, because of its unnatural asymmetry. that can’t be good for us. probably caused by gluten or something.
!!! RIGHT-HANDED PARTICLES DO NOT INTERACT !!!
***neutrinos do not interact***
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #physics #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #poison cw?
Brinens and Things 